To ma'am,with love

the day was someday :D ..this Wednesday we all met ..we included Akhil,Guneet,Faiz, Namit,Hemant and I...so there was this topic of discussion,our favorite teacher Mrs. Dubey(GOD!! what was her first name) newaz, and came back all those golden memories of her..the syllabus seeking salvo from us :D in every class and she 'patiently' answered our queries and thus in every class we gained quality 10 mins of fun..she used to take pain of carrying 5-6 books with her and never opened any in any of her class..still trying to figure out why did she carry her 'library' with her.

Anyone of us:: "Ma'am computer Science ka syllabus kya hai ?"
Mrs. Dubey : "15 marks ka output finding ka question aata hai...woh toh tum kar hi loge asaan hota hai,fir 10 marks ka error finding ka aata hai..asaan hi hai toh tummhare 10 ismein aa gaye aur kya hota hai..........haan boolean aaaalzeeebhra bahut
easy hai 10 marks ka aata hai..woh bhi aa gaye baaki programming.. woh toh main tumko itna kara DUNGA ki tumhare number aa hi jayenge"..and we all were happy with the idea of scoring prefect 100 in CS paper!!while she sincerely dictated the syllabus for Nth time..we giggled in mean tym and never worried to listen to her as we had with us, her faithful and sincere student whom Mrs. Dubey called "Dikhya" :D (Diksha was her actual name) and we(or i guess I) had more studying hours with Dikhya compared to wat i had with Mrs. Dubey.

there were several incidents that I would love to mention and I will

1) She was really very 'happy' / 'impressed' with Tim (timothy)
Once in booolean AaalzeeBhra class ..he proved some law wrong and went to Dubey ma'am to show his result..ohh nahi...he told ma'am from his place about the research he has made and proven a law wrong..ma'am called him to the blackboard and asked him to display his findings and as soon as he started writing she yelled at him " ye kya kar raha hai tum...aise hota hai..itna bhi nahi aata" then faced towards us and said "isko dekho..kya kar raha hai...boolean mein 0 and 1 ki jagah decimal digit use kar raha hai" and finally asked him to leave the class..Timothy obliged the order and moved out of class without saying a word to which ma'am said "dekho isko 1 baar kaha aur ye class k bahar chala gaya,Sorry bhi nahi bola" and some other funny things...Fuck i don't remember then anymore

2) I could not complete my project in class XII to my "satisfaction" and i needed marks badly, so i decided to sit with Mrs.Dubey after school hours in the lab and seek some help and discussions about the project....she helped me in the best possible way she could..she used to delete the line I wrote and rewrite same thing and compile the program, every time,it showed no error(there was no error prior to these 'Herculean efforts of her's too!!) and she used to say "dekha,aise hota hai",I always nodded in agreement.Once,while the 'two' brain were actively involved in "debug da bug" spree,a pop up appeared with a sexy semi nude girl dancing on the monitor with Mrs.Dubey having a keen look at it..i certainly dropped something...my jaw!!, and with aghast look on my face i said "ma'am ismein pata nahi kaisa virus hai,bar bar ye popup aa jata hai" to which she said "hmm" and that is all,narrow escape!!!

3) We were doing our regular business in the comp sc. class,i.e. everything other thing except studies,which in my college lingo is called 'bakhaiti' or 'bakar',Namit was sitting in the next row and was swinging his seat and a noise similar to one
while farting,came and either I or someone from our group said "Namit kya chhod raha hai?",while it was said cautiously,Mrs.Dubey heard the statement and asked " ye chhodna kya hota hai??" We together were desperately trying to find a way out of
this situation and thus unanimously chose Sannu(Gourav khanna) the "bali ka bakra" and tried to mess up the thing but the determined Ma'am asked us again " ya toh tum mujhe batao ki chhodna kya hota hai ya fir main Gaur ma'am ko bulata hoon"
I don't remember whether she called Gaur ma'am or not but the thing ended with some 'good' words for *+Namit and Sannu,another narrow escape.

4) She praised Kasturia in one class for a quality 30 mins, for precise and well written answers,while Kasturia didn't give the exam!!

5) she said to class XI ppl that "ye hemant mere paas aa k gidgidaya tha,tab ja k ye pass hua hai",to which Hemant and I looked at each other and he said "main kab gaya iske paas?" :D


*+Namit was always targetted by ma'am at one event or the other, two such target phrases were
a) Namit toh jalebi ki tarah ekdum seedha hai...at this ultimate pathetic joke we laughed like moron
b) Namit toh aisa ladka hai ki nursery k bachhe k haath se patty chheen k kha lega.

Each day with her was fun filled but i don't remember most of'em..if any of you reader(s) remember any, pls pls pls post it.

ThaNK YOU ma'am for all your wonderful teachings and there is this one very good teaching that I still use and implement
---Whenever tensed,have a glass to Juice(preferably Citric),it has helped me many a times.

And last but not the least of course is:: Dubey Ma'am is in London these days!!! (according to my underground sources and undercover agents) any latest whereabouts of her if known,do let me know and be a part of MY GANG!!

ciao