APL - 1

For whom this status is not clear..It's A premier league that's going on for over a month now and we are the LKRs of this series. LKR!?, I meant L knight Rider..No prize for guessing the performance chart of our team. While We, our 'captain' an us are unable to figure out what is going wrong each day, our International 'SRK' (amma) is getting pissed now. We had special camps set for the LKRs, we went through rigorous training of 2 weeks by a foreign coach..but we are not delivering enough that pleases our Master. How can learning to hold a 'bat' can teach you how to face 'Warne' man!! The bouncers we get while we bat in the day/night matches..leave us nothing but to duck( or be an ostrich for that matter). We miss our home crowd..but being Knight Riders, we have also lost all their sympathies and support too. Being in a foreign land with the phoren babas to cheer and support us, we don't know what to do. How to please the audience? Once the match is over for the day..while we suck, we get cursed.


I guess I did good enough job in concealing the facts ;) and not breaking any Policies.