title of an article in DT

"keeping a SAIF distance" ha ha ,on a (much awaited/expected) rift in Bebo-Saif realtionship

VERSUS or WEDS

After hearing so much of 'versus' in this season of cricketing mania,all thanks to I.P.L. ,'versus' sounds very much like 'weds' to my ears and this might not surprise me because the excitement has all in all 'wedded' the janta to their TV screens and stadiums.

Monitor going blank

Ques) Does ur monitor go blank..with CPU still 'ON' or there is some message on the blue screen?

Ans) I've encountered this problem a good many times and asked number of people regarding this issue.Sometimes i had to format my P.C. or clean up the RAM and try changing the RAM slot numerous times,i even tried removing the CMOS battery several times but this all was of little help.

The actual solution is to clean up the heat sink and remove any sort of dust in between the processor and the cooling fan,also check if the coolant above the processor has dried up,try get a new one..it cost 50 bucks.All you need to do is put it in between the sink and the processor.

This might not be the solution to all the problems of this kind ...but other people i consulted, those having the similar problem,this method worked perfectly for them
and for me too!!

End of spree

I'm bearded down today and thus more than a month long spree of going 'wild' came to an end...and also the beard i had grown over a month is gone :( aur toh aur mera 'dhoni hairstyle' ka sapna bhi sapna hi reh gaya :D ..shit..

Trauma over?? Is it ??

My exams got over yesterday,i wasn't sure of this until this morning when i ultimately came back to my senses after yesterday's exam session......last exam was that of Artificial Intelligence,huh and it went real bad...what sucks is,this time i knew the syll before hand,a very rare phenomenon though,but didnt prepare for the test until next day morning i.e. the day of exam. I reached coll at around 9:30am ,exam was frm 1:45 pm...what i thought was,given the syll for the test,I had enuf tym to prepare for it,what i really didnt notice was the fact that my brain was actively involved in too much of listening for a week now..listening to the content of the chapters of scheduled exams and my brain had already absorbed so much learning in this week that no new information entered my head...so when i reached coll....firstly i delivered a brief but knowledgeable lecture on the topic of Natural Language Processing (NLP)to Rahul first followed by rana then to gauri (gehani,gaurav) and amrita .
This was the only relevant chapter that i prepared out of 17 listed in the syll..the other one i prepared was PROLOG which i later came to know was not in the course,huh, a question did come in the exam from that topic.....i guess, for i answered a question using my knowledge of PROLOG ( my funda:: question kuch bhi ho...answer toh wahi hoga jo mujhe aata hai !! )

Newez.....Rana came to lab around 10 am, the night before exam we had decided to divide the topic amng ourselves and will teach each other today....rahul didnt prepare at all :) ..
so whn rana came he started with some topic called neural network which i was suppose to read....i tried but the thing didnt enter my head...saturated brain :( .. khair gauri came in as a blessing and enlightened us by fundas of neural networks followed by illustrious description of some heuristic search algorithms..10% of the thing entered my head... then rana delivered some lectures on learning and few other chapters till 1:20 pm.....and we were then asked to vacate the lab..while rana went to LT 1,I and rahul decided to move to some other lab in search of some more slides..'coz none of us was sure what we actually remember out of all the thing spelled to us...at 1:35 we came down and saw rana ...he taught us the topic of MINI MAX tree..which happened to be the our first ques in the test..i entered hall at 1:40....received the question paper.........1st ques MINIMAX!!!! happy me ....god bless RANA........whn i began to write the answer......i forgot the answer to the only ques i was sure that i know smthng in it...... :( all other sick questions were from other 12 topics that I, rana and rahul had left,considering unimportant. wat the hell!!! said I and began writing exam...i wrote watever was there in my head in any of the question I could....i need sm really gud marks in this to avoid getting bombed.
While i wrote shit in the answer sheet I missed two things in this exams the most..firstly, Puri darling and b) answers to any of the questions in the test.

other thing i missed was.......i'm not going to tell (khufiya hai !!), answer is known only to 'rollicking manic' (vj) ..hoping he'll comment (coded) whnever he reads this crap about the thing i missed....

the puri story is really interesting ...I will get to it smday very soon..keep waiting.


Well the exam........no......... read 'all exams' in place of 'the exam' went very bad. Our answer scripts will be shown frm 21st -24th this month.....hoping against hope :(

SWADES

though i was feeling sleepy while writing the previous blog......i decided to do something which i most often do......watching already watched movie....this tym it was SWADES..whose watch count has at least hit a 3 digit figure. I saw this movie for the first tym about a year ago and i found it the most awesomEST movie ever....Gowarikar is good at his job i must say...
watever..but it is a must watch movie for any body...initially i used to watch every part of the movie skipping the songs...i really dont like watching songs in a movie...'coz quite often they are there for no purpose..other than to make audience like me feel sick...but watching this movie ovr 100 times has enabled me to intelligently skip few parts(which must not be done..atleast in this movie) + songs i finished this marathon movie in 1.25 hrs ....

now IT IS tym to go to bed as my aunt and cousins are coming tomorrow...i have to wake up early....time at this moment :- 3:44:_ _ am

I dont know y i bragged abt tym in these two blogs but it feels good mentioning it.

trouble

cat has hidden its 'pups' smwhr in the courtyard,where mosquitoes are in abundance..under some 'no longer in use' stuff....and is now missing...the kittens started making noise about 15 mins ago and i went to chk their position...they were probably hungry and more than that they seemed to be troubled with the blood sucking maniacs called mosquitoes,this had brought the kitty whose snap i posted earlier out of its 'habitat' and had it not made the noise,i had almost stepped over it for i could not spot it the region,illuminated by ambiance of bulb through some 'translucent..almost opaque' sheet.
i could not do much with their hunger but yes i did use mosquito repellent to cut down their trouble a bit.....though there is a concern that its quantity should not be more than what is acceptable for the kitties..i am not sure how much should i spray....
i hope they are less troubled by both,the repellent and maniacs.

i'm ovr with my exams today and was determined to write few more blogs but at this moment i'm really very sleepy,its 2:20:50 am in India.

kal linkhunga ab......gunnie

Fake highs

ha ha

there was this report in T.O.I. (times of India) yesterday..that said 20 % of the drugs sold in India are fake,they could have meant the medicine,since i didn't read it i'm not sure,but if it was about tabooed "drugs" ..gaaaawwwd 1 in every 5 has/had fake highs and i guess there is no way to find out the high was original...
better thing would be not to have it...wassay?

i wish

All creativity within me is at peak during exam time and this is not for the first time.....that I'm brimming with ideas to write about my wishes, my desires, my thoughts and what not..it is that at this time I'm bringing them out through this/these blog(s).

Whatever...i have this compiler exam tomorrow with mammoth syllabus,with I knowing very little about any of its content....this thought,rather long lived wish came to my mind,



I just want to(anytime) move up the cliff,stretch my arms and jump off the cliff to fly and reach out to divine light and never come back.....i wish i could just get absorbed in the Light and in the process of reaching out i see myself shedding every part of me (body+character) (good or bad) and reaching to it in the purest form....and i believe.........NO....I KNOW....,this is the ultimate thing that can give the peace,the healer I need.

1 kitty couch pe mili

this is the kitty bore by some anonymous cat(it is not my pet,obviously)........brought to our place by it at the dawn of mother's day,lucky we,lucky mother cat :) ....khair this is the third tym any cat has given birth to kittens at our place and today it brought the another one from some place..whose snap will be posted as soon as taken.........it feels so good playing with them...abhi toh its eyes are not open neither dusri waali kitty ki...but jaise hi ye thoda chalne firne lagengi......it will be awesome....i refrain myself from holding these lil' wonders('coz they seem so extra delicate) ... broda is good at it,he picks and plays with them often while I enjoy seeing them enjoy....bas ab jaldi se exam khatam ho aur ye kitty bhi thodi
badi ho jayein....waiting for the time.

ohh!!!!! mera exam hai kal...aur shayad mujhe padhna bhi hai

kuch fotos

Meri bagiya k kuch phool









(Courtesy :: Abhijeet Rao's gallery ....my broda )

feeling homesick at home

Have you ever felt homesick despite being at home,I certainly felt that way,when DiMi(my daddy and mummy) went out of station to attend my cousin's marriage ceremony.
I had to do all the stuff,A-Z,from doing laundry to cooking stuff and other regular cleaning job(reason being,my maid also went on leave) but surely I didn't miss my parents and particularly my mother for all this reason except for cooking!! (because i was cursed several time by my bro for either the half cooked food or over cooked food..which always tasted good to me)....but I missed them for the loneliness I had to experience....I didn't go to college for all this duration of about 10 days,particularly gaurding my place while my bro attended classes........but the point is it was just so pathetic being all alone.....I wonder how people in hostels and living away from their parents manage to LIVE....I will ceratinly go nuts even thinking about that after this experience.
Now that DiMi are back I'm binging on some really good meal (ghar ka khana !!)
and everything just seems so perfect now,though exams are near rather day after tomorrow..and i'm troubled with short attendence in few subjects but they all seem so less traumatic than what I had to experience in the absence of DiMi......
love you DiMi

ALGORITHM OF SLEEP

I came with this idea while i was half asleep...my “ALGORITHM OF SLEEP”
awesome isn't it well...have first look at it
step 1 : start (go to bed)
step 2 : close your eyes
step 3: 1 picture will come to your mind (for sure....i can bet 25 crore units)
step 4: think about it..keep on thinking and slowly slowly slowly all your senses (i mean most of them)
will sleep to!!!
step 5: brain is getting active and searches for hidden sentiments and on finding some..it create
characters for the story which you and I call as dream!! (this human brain...legendary)
step 6: NOTE :: all steps are for general people........from here on this theory applies to me :)
step 7: my “active” brain finds some disturbance if any.....in my sleep,which registers to it after the
process of disturbing continues for at least an hour.
step 8 : in my dream,then, that thing will happen...for example...if my phone is ringing...then there will
be a phone call (somehow) in my dream, provided the enthusiast caller made at least
(60 min/1.5 min) calls.
Step 9 : my brain then checks if there are other people at home
//a code snippet ;)
int sleepHours = 6,sleepHourCounter=0;
int sleepStartTime,sleepEndTime;
string time=checkSystemTime();
//extract number and other detail using regular expression
int timeHour = extractHour(time);
string AMorPM = extractAMorPM(time);
if(timeHour=>4 && timeHour <= 8 && (AMorPM.compare(regularAMorPM))==1) // 1 implies PM
{
sleepStartTime=timeHour;
sleepEndTime=timeHour+2;
}
elseif(timeHour >8 timeHour<12 )
{
if(personIsSleepin() == true)
{
endSleep();
}
}
else
{
sleepStartTime = timeHour;
sleepEndTime = timeHour +6;
}
for(;sleepHourCounter{
if(familyMemberPresent()==true)
{
cutoffDisturbance();
activateSleep();
}
else
{
waitForAnHour();
if(checkDisturance() == true)
{
spellSomething(); /* like “Oh God”....string to be passed should be mentioned..this call is overrided so worry not even if I don't utter anything */
checkPerson=personDisturbing();
if(checkPerson != dear)
{
spellCurse(); // in mind,of course
doRegularStuff();
getRidOfPerson();
resumeSleeping();
}
else
{
endSleepingProcess();
doRegularDearStuff();
entertainPerson();
backToRegularActivity();
}
}
else //nothing like it!!
{
continueSleeping();
}
}
ufff..................this code is not compiled ( it won't run anyway,so mistakes are liable to exist , pardon me if any found ........syntactic or semantic :) )
ye code likh toh meri neend hi bhaag gayi !!!
i am sure,this is first piece of anything related to computer since i have written since i joined engineering and i am sure many would agree to this fact !!!
well if algorithm is not clear(as it is, to me)
go to sleep........sab “clear” ho jayega!!
gunnie !!!
wait wait wait.....if alive
step 10 : if(checkBrainStatus() == 1)
{
MessageBox.Show(“ You are GOD”);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show(“hota hai hota hai..meri coding dekh k achhe achhon ka dimaag
kharab ho jata hai...tum kya cheez ho!! ”);
}
int checkBrainStatus()
{
if( checkMonitorStaus() == true) // if it is not broken,out of anger
{
if(checkPersonBrainLivingOrDead()==true) )
return 1;
}
else
return 0;
}




I had plans to have a flowchart rather than step by step algorithm but it turned out to be really good.


Comments needed !!