Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Good things that Happened today

A few good things happened today..rather a lot!!
  1. I got my report binded today..ultimately..I must say it's looking sexy and got printout ofa classic poster at ridiculously low price.
  2. I can pay flash file in my code now. [thank you SeaMonkey, who brought the webpage to my sight, which Chrome,IE,Firefox failed to do big tym!!] 
  3. I didn't have to pay to get my forfeited I-card back. Don't ask me why or how,"What!!" would be ok though.
  4. I got a dream date(not otherwise), for final year presentation. ;)
  5. This did not happen today but still it's a fortune, I've 2 panelists for evaluation, one senior lecturer and other Associate Prof. and senior lect. has a reputation of g***d maarne waala, but prof. (higher in designation) is 'impressed'or at least knows me beacause of some NGO work in 6th sem, so I hope,pray,assume that I'll have better grades this tym.
  6. Also I've found a new source of entertainment, radio, man they play really nice songs late night.
This day didn't pass without a glitch though, I have to submit a CD with code and all, and while writing the CD kuch toh hua and data was not written to CD and I could not submit it and it was last day today. Bhagwaan jaane


Sunday, May 24, 2009

Optimism or Chutiyapa

'Critical Mass' for this post was proivded by Cock...na mera na aapka humara cock, dips or deepanshu bansal, while we were having chat. which had gone soemthing like this:

Me- yaar maine abhi tak kuch nahi banaya hai..kuch bhi nahi, na ppt, na report,koi test case nahi aur toh aur code hi nahi kiya..fir bhi pata nahi kyon mujhe lagta hai ki mere grades theek thaak aa jaynege..main optimistic hoon apne grades ko le ke.

Cock- bhai ye optimism nahi chutiyapa hai..kuch na karo aur sab kuch expect karo..kaam kar le bhai nahi toh teri g****d maar li jayegi iss waale viva mein.

Before I elaborate on this chat and after-effects a note of thanks to cock - Bhaiya you made this project possible whatever be the magnitude of it, without your help and brainstorming I would have been showing conncetivity between forms(well I will be showing the same anyway ;) ). Thank you.

Cock has always persuaded me to work on this project..so did Rana(he's been doing it for last 3 years now) but I didn't do it..whatever I did was kind of patches patched up in a patchy way. Had I been doing work sincerely scene would have been dofferent..provided HAD I BEEN DOING. I'm not programmed to program till my processor[ass] gets heated up. Ohh confession coming out at the last of college.Well well well, I'm loosing track here, after those words from cock meri thodi phati..fir maine thoda kaam kiya and I have submissions tomorrow aur meri fir phat rahi hai, this blog is for the same reason. I have to play a flash file in my code and I'mun able to do the same. 
I've farewell too this evening.Apne coll mein farewell bhi hoti hai..bhai maine toh aisa kabhi nahi suna.

Conclusion - They say there is a very fine line between confidence and over confidence. there is even finer between optimism and chutiyapa. I remember a joke that might fit in this situation. Once there was guy who got trapped in between an island. He wished to be rescued by God.So when army came he didnt go, when choppers came by he refused to board, same happened with navy...in the end God appeared and asked him the reaon for not boarding any of the aid to his rescue he had sent. The man said, I wanted to be rescued by you.  God said -- "Abe MAINE hi toh unko bheja tha, ab koi nahi aayega..ja ab yahin mar" . 

see the optimistic chutiya. I hope you didn't like the joke 'coz if you did u r the second person in the world to like it. First of course is typing at the moment.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The King, The Queen and 9 warriors

King- Our very own vice captain of national cricket team, King of Nazafgarh and Multan(Pakistan) and many other places, Mr. Virendra(Virender) Sehwag.
Queen - Of course(viru uses this word often) another dude and star of national team, Gautam Gambhir or Gauti, as his IPL T shirt reads.
Rest 9 warriors are the other team members of Delhi Daredevils, team I follow and expect to win the IPL-2 .
Ever since this IPL started it was expected that the king and the queen will be the main stars in all matches of Delhi, but as I expected they didn't perform. King, like the one in chess knows(has) only one way to play, if he performs we love it and if he doesn't we curse him. Queen on the other hand, again with an analogy to chess has all sorts of brahmastras yet (s)he is not clicking at the moment.
All the victories Delhi has recorded this season is because of the efforts of Dilshan and A B (phoren babas), bowling department also contributed equally. While watching the match it never seemed if 11 players are playing the match. I have always observed King adjusting field after every boundary hit and doing post match chit chat, queen did move 'her feet' across the ground at some occasions though.
Looking at the form of Indian batting line up distributed across all IPL teams, I'm doubtful about the performance at T20 worldcup this year. Will the Indian team, defending champions be shown the exit route the way Rajasthan royals, again defending champions of IPL1 were shown by minnows,the Knight Riders(if i may say) ? 
If delhi can reach semis with 9 lads(mostly phoren babas), India can do the same with '11' which includes the King and the Queen.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Key to Happiness

All thanks to Kushal who brought this material from IIT-Kanpur an also these geeks who gather in California once every year to share the best of the best man's invention, IDEAS. The material I'm talking about is 'TED TALK' , they are the most intereting pieces of lecture delivered on various topics ranging from Science, Literature, staistics, Arts, philosophy and a lot more. I won't take much of readers' time and go straight to the topic 'Key to Happiness'. It might seem ridiculous,but given wide variety of choice and expectations associated with it,  LOW EXPECTATION , 
is key to Happiness. Watch this to learn more. 

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Duniya mein mere plans ki chop koi kare na kare main zarur karta hoon, same happened a moment ago, I was thinking about a suitable notebook to jot down my To-Do list for the next ummmm.. 6 months of doing nothing. Notebook I chose is a 'spiral' one and I don't knw in which corner of my home it would be lying, but I'm sure of one thing I'll waste my whole day in search of it and will not find it. In case if I do, by God's grace, notes to be written, will not be followed. Tch tch :)
Good I've taken philosphy as an elective this semester. Atleast I have the terminology for the practices I used to follow(unconciously) and I'm aware of quite a few now.One is here ;) .. It's called foolishness out of laziness, more precisely ennui.
I can see a pattern emerging, do you see it? It's exam tym and 2 post in a day!! I didn't change. Expect a lot more during these 14 days.Ohhh, I must put my exam schdule in case I forget, which I will forget:
18 - Quality Issues (4 pm)
19 - Philosophy (4 Pm)
21- Bio (2 pm)
23 - Matrix (4 pm)

Profile found

Damn this photo locking and other privacy settings, despite presenting paper in Philosophy over ethical issues in Social networking and blabbering about much needed privacy settings, I think they shud not be there, at least not in profiles I would like to visit. Orkut verion A rocked!! 
Lot of Tech talk!!Anyways finding this profile has been the achievement of the day(which has just started). Task A is done, task B is more tedious anD it will require 'brute force algo' to search for the pics. Since the end result is so so beautiful, no amount of pain could justify its greatness. I have put this algo to test and with 100+ profiles visited looking for a snap, i reached a profile where they were in plenty, I hope the same happens here too.
The only problem I see is all of this started very...very late. It's only NOW I see wonders all aound me at the place I had been cursing for nearly 3 years and 200 days (approx.) . Be it PhD. scholars or regular students, where were you guys?? 2 saal pehle paida ho jaate !! khair abhi task B pura karna hai..fir exam bhi toh hai...kal shaam tak nahi pata tha kis subject ka test hai aur ye bhi kal raat ko 11 bajey pata chala ki uss saturday tha and not friday, so I've just a day left for studying,Sunday!! Will I study? I doubt,on sunday? Who studies on SUNDAY? Also when there is uncertainty abt the exam tomo studying is least likely to happen? kaun sa subject ka hai?? fir se bata do..main bhool gaya.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Back.....

It's been a long tym since i have hit this "new post" page...I did it today for a reason, not a great one though. I have a one liner in my mind that i wanted to share, which came after I found a song I love/like (confused!!) . the song - "bloc party - modern love". All my status updates at other places are already filled with some meaningful content . So blog was only option left, also I had to put something this month, so y not my one liners!!

"Sometimes you get what u were lookin' for and sometimes you wait till eternity"

this is not what I had thought of, I forgot in midway, but I had to write something so this be it.



Bakwaaaaaaaas :D