Peccavi

Past few days have been pretty 'rocking' not in fun way but otherwise. I was not in my mind for most of the time so neither my activities nor my words did any good to me. I uttered shit,I broke my resolution which I had kept for almost an year (7th Jan '08-21st Dec '08) . This reolution was quite funny and more of idiotic types as Rana puts it and amusing as I see it but it was a serious,serious resolution. 

I'm superstitious,yes I'm that made me keep this resolution.Although I hadn't fixed any time frame for the resolution.. I BROKE IT , yesterday .

Is it such a big thing to keep such a resolution I do not think so but I believe in it for the fact that

a) I'm superstitious.

b) I loved the movie where similar kind of resolution was made.

Uttering shit part has been totally eclipsed by this resolution breaking thing...but since that 'spoken shit' issue is quite 'over' I do not need to bother about that. There are many deeds to be done. I do not care who puts them in what category of activity in terms of good or bad rather sin or good deed.

I need to feel good because I can sense,see,feel the good. I did not rain in this month...God is with me.

Reasoning sucks...Rain pours!!

I had JMET exam last sunday and had my reasoning not been so poor I would have made 
it to some IITs ..but no hope for the moment.

NOTE:: Prev line is there to give some meaning to the title otherwise it's bogus.

I have pretty important task lined up and lets see how do I fare in that.

One  Reasoning Question:

"When I meet her,it will rain"  

Draw all possible conclusions and mention it in comments. While I reason with GOD over raining on THE MEETING DAY.
I hope God's with me on this.
take care
Jai Ram ji ki

CAT'08 - my predictions

While many Gurus have not been able to correctly predict whatCAT pattern could be and many of them have already advised us not to waste time in doing the same.But did follow their advice till date but now..CAT is almost here and following are my predcitions....

a) Number of question > 120 or about 150

b) FIB with jumbled words

c) D.I. involving Rocket Science concepts ~ test taker community will have nightmares bout DI for        many nights to come.

This thing is in form of a blog..for me to check how did I fare in this job of predicting the Unpredictable. I hope I'll do good.

Adios Amigos

CAT prep..it's on!!........really!!??

2 more days to CAT'08..exam which 2.83 lakh people from India will write with the aim of getting into IIMs..I am one among the lakhs.As expected I enrolled with an institute that prepares student for CAT...got my thing done(tuition) for 10 months and now D day is here to knock the door.
How am I doing..about CAT and life few days before that?Well I donot know..Just now I have quickly revised my concepts about 'How I met your mother'..watched movies for the past 2-3 days and googled a pretty lot of stuff.These are the things that suit nerds who have actually worked hard in final months of preparation and now need to do somethings to chill out.Then why am I doing these thing?I need to give exam in the most relaxed state of mind,I guess this is the reason.

I didnt do much for the prep thing neither my scores in the mock tests are high enough to raise any hope..but still it's the performance on the D day that matters..and I'm optimistic about it beacuse fortunes overturn that day...TRUE STORY.
I haven't written here for a long time now..almost a month. I have few posts lined up in draft..may be after CAT I'll post it.

I wanted to mention one thing..GOOGLE ROCKS!! it does and it will always rock..it makes it so easy for me and I guess for everybody in searching things.I found the actual episode I was looking for in seconds over GOOGLE than moving over 'pits' in the VCD with my 'rusted' CD lens..getting it?? What I meant was GOOGLE ROCKS buds!!
Njoy and readers---Pls wish me luck for this 16th and rest of life.
God bless ya



God I'm so bad at para jumbling...I know why :D

Generic Mums

"Mother of elections is just 2 days hence" is the 'breaking news' and the only news other than Kumble's retirement from test cricket,the whole lot of news shows are filled with.

The 'idea' is America being mother of everything,be it the missile or machines or most wanted terrorist Osama..[Obama against Osama, ha ha].Few instances of the mother U.S. are:

a) Americans(and U.S. of course) rule world economy. U.S. is the epicenter of every major economic changes taking place,once it goes down other feel the heat too,like we are and the rest of world is at this moment.

b) U.S. concieved(being 'mother') the terror man Osama.

c) Cluster bomb, 'mother of all bombs' is the one of the essential components of U.S. artillery.

 

that was th part with Obama and his U.S.A.  .

There is this 'generic mom' in our college too and also she is my panel member in project evaluation. They name her with this title as she uses 'bachche' a kid word quite frequently in class irrespective of year she teaches, I mean freshman or final year 'kids' . She's not above 30 but still 21-22 year adults are her 'bachche' .

These were few generic moms I have noticed recently.

A journey

I had plans to write about 'the journey' as soon as my milometer had hit phenomenal 25000 kilometers..but damn this laziness.It has kept me away from this page for long.Not even during my 12 days long vacation an idea ever popped to scribble on this share of mine on world wide web.

But 'things happen when they are suppossed to' ..so the 'journey' is happening now.

It's about my journey with the bike which became mine after a very long wait,on 16th Nov 2005.

Festive season was on and demand for bikes was at all time high so I had to book my bike weeks before the purchasing date.I enquired everyday if the bike was vaialable with the dealer..all I cared for was to get a bike..color and make was no concern.Ultimately it was delivered.

Since then my journey with the bike started..I have been continously using it for all my commuting purposes be it 200 mtrs or 200 kilometers.

I ate on it,slept on it and most certainly driven it on every pathetic and good roads possible in every part of NCR.Few 'journeys' are listed below:

Out of all experiences sleeping on it was most bizarre and fun part.It happened in the winters of 2006.I used to take bro for his exam..since my exams were already over I had ample of time to waste.I used to park my bike in the college parking and lie down on the seat using bag as a headrest over the milometer..initially it was bit uncomfortable but sunny afternoon and quite good novel didnt allow 'trouble' to register.Looking at the eagles flying overhead,gazing sky for hours and bird flying,all while lying down on the seat was a real fun!I used the 'comfy' for my afternoon power naps too.

I visited rather tried out many unknown paths just for the sake of experimenting and most of'em turned out to be nightmare both for bike and the rider.I was once travelling through routine path.A straight road at a crossing used to lead to some other part of Noida very close to Greater Noida.I was not aware of this fact then and out of curiousity I tried to take that road..thinking this would lead me to someplace..even if it didn't I had the option of retracing which I certainly would have not opted. While the road was quite good for few kilometers as it was yet to be put into 'use'.I got chased by dogs for disturbing their quite habitat.Soon the road ended and I landed up in some village in Noida.Road was awful and dusty and wide enough for one two-wheeler at a time.Village after vilage passed and I began to wonder how come my virtual 3D model about the whole path I used to take and the new experimental path I'm using is not leading to a correct destination.As the situation grew hopeless I decided to remain clinged to the path I had thought of and continued to move further.At few places bro and I had to lift the bike for some distance but ultimately we were back on proper road,that was a horrible journey but the whole experiment thing was fun.

There have been many many other awesome incidents that happened on bike..most of them I donot remember precisely.This idea of writing about whole 'journey' thing and dedicating a blog to it came only yesterday.I visited to Okhla industrial area twice yesterday and that visit deteriorated the already pathetic condition of bike..I feel sorry for it.Tch tch.

I used to take care of it.Used to get its srvicing done on time..but now!! I donot change even the engine oil..gearbox gets stuck..battery doesn't charge completely...brake shoe needs to be changed..a lot more is to be done....the journey can't end in 3 years..I'm getting it serviced tomorrow...my love you are going to 'rejuvenate' !!

Relaxed

I'm busy brushing up my concepts on all sorts of algorithm Genetic,Neural networks , Bayesian networks ...(and so on :) ) and practicing for all possible question they could ask in viva.Yet I'm relaxed because I'm listening to a song,an aubade which has least of words(which I could not understand,probably South Indian)and more of flute and good soul touching music.
It has happened quite a few times that I've downloaded some songs by mistake and they turned out to be most played items in music player.I have this thought while listening, studying, hopping...

Best lies all around me,
I just be random in selecting and I might end up with the best (all days are not same though).
Stochastic model could be more refined version of it. Ohh!! I must get back to viva preparation I forgot what stochastic model is!! :(

Good morning.

Good day bad day

Good day bad day
all in the same day.
I worked up till 6 am this morning which means I didn't sleep for whole night yesterday, wow!!
This was the first time I had ever 'worked' till morning.Last time the record was 5 am,that time work involved chatting.But this time work was real work.I had to prepare report for the Mid term project viva. Basically I had to write the summary of all the research papers I've read and then draw a graphical representation suggesting some correlation between them.I had bulk of those research papers and I was most confident of making a very good report out of it.I certainly forgot to notice one thing that 'too much of a thing does no good,it adds to confusion,for there are too many choices' .,that is what exactly happened last night.I had tough time selecting the paper and then reading it,aargh!! I had read quite a few but I didn't perform the job systematically therefore by the time I started to summarize them I had forgotten almost everything I had read.I had trouble big time finding exactly where exactly which item was.Being too systematic in putting papers in various folders only incremented the confusion.
Before getting on to job I did some awkward chit chat and then fianally started workin at 1 am.The task involved 2 activities
a) to make the report
b)to make the presentation
I worked 5 hours to get the report job done,though it was kinda vague. I went to bed at 6 to catch some nap. That was actually a fun part.I remember I was laughing in initial 15 mins while tossing over bed,but why was I laughing? I had no idea.I guess I was too tired to remember anything.It was as if someone was telling jokes.Whatever,I could only manage the report part in whole night,that too obscure.I tried to reach college as early as possible because presentation was suppose to be held at 11:30 am .As I reached the college I quickly began the job.2.5 hours were quite less for the remaining job which of course had sub tasks.I had to get the approval on the presentation(which was not even made) from my project mentor,I had to get the printout of the (vague)report and arrange it in order and then prepare for the viva,most important being preparing PPT . clock showed 11:10, I had almost made the PPT,I was working on the last slide I guess, KAZZzzAM and the computer,out of the blue,went off . I smiled,I had to for I had been repeatedly humming this phrase for couple of weeks now 'anything that can possibly go wrong,will' and it did . I looked at the LEDs of monitor that went on and off making ****ing funny noise and I had no idea what to do.I took a 'long' slow walk to one of the panelist's cabin and stood outside for some time,I decided to come back and see if by mistake I has saved my work before this 'slap of fate on my face' happened.Thank you Microsoft!! I'm sorry for I had been cursing you every second while using any of your softwares or OS but you are lifesaver of this kid,Thank you again. I had temporary copy still saved and I didn't loose more than a slide,that was marvellous.By 11:30 presentation was 'complete' and I walked with some gained confidence towards the panelist's cabin.I neither got the PPT reviewed by my mentor nor I could get printout of the report. One of the panelist was not free at that time so my presentation has been postponed till Saturday.Now,at least I can make some consctructive modification in it.I really felt happy because
a) I had almost lost the thing but by God's grace and Microsoft's help my PPT was safe.
b) I got extra time to work on my prsentation and report.
Rest of the day was o.k. . One super bore visiting faculty took lecture of 2 hours.If rumours are to be believed he's our future H.O.D. .He has to take 2 more 2 hours session tomorrow and day following that .ATTENDENCE IS COMPULSARY in it. :(
On my way back,every red light was green light,I found none where I had to stop, that was the peculiar thing about good day!! I have just woke up from my 'power nap' and idea of writting the thing got into my head which was favoured by internet supply,which is gone now.I'll post it whenever it's there.
Ciao

He said it again.....

First of all,reaching this page was not as easy as I thought it would be.Reason being I changed my password for this thing few days back which I certainly forgot.I had been trying to log in with the wrong one for half an hour now,to ultimately reach to this page.God has been kind enough I have continuous net supply for this 1/2 hour ,rare phenomenon though!!
There is no dearth of topic on which things can be written at least till the time this ****ing-linguistic-biased-jackass is alive aka M.N.S. chief.What the hell is his name??I am as always,bad at remembering names(particularly of dorks) .I had planned to write about this yesterday,but there was no internet.Its been a boon rather because this 'dodo' has come with a point of his own about 'MARATHI ASMITA' (marathi pride) and threatened Mr. Bachchan and his family!! What does he think of himself??Things that he associate with pride are all pity things related to speaking Marathi and using it as the signboard language!!
It happened like this,lemme quote the best of what I remember.This is what Ma'am Jaya ji said in the music release of movie 'Drona' ,while handing over the mike to Priyanka Chopra(who made her Miss World??) , "Hum toh U.P. ke hain,isliye hum Hindi mein hi bolenge.Maharashtrians ko bura lag sakta hai" .What wrong did she say? Is it crime to speak in National language or the mother tongue,for that matter.If Mr. Thackrey (the junior, senior is too old to do anything) happens to be there in some part of U.P. or Bihar(for relief work,huh) which language will he speak? Marathi? Who will understand it? How many people in this world understand Marathi? Well according to a census it is the 3rd most spoken language in India,but it can't outnumber Hindi,never.so have some respect for the National language,if not for people speaking it.
It is good to fight for one's 'pride',one must.But being fanatic for no reason is mere insanity. And if one tries to impose it on others I see it no different from the forceful change of religion,practiced earlier.This was opposed by my,their(marathis') hero Shivaji .Will you oppose what your master did,Mr. Thackrey?
Give up this cheap politics,no one buys it,except for your handful good-for-nothing zealots.Try something constructive,polls are near.Buy my advice, bhaiya ji keh rahe hain.You might win

Just another blog

I wanted,this August,to be more productive in terms of blog count. But as the month is nearing its end I do not think it would be possible.So this is one of my desperate attempt to increase this month's count by 1,at least.It is mainly about my ' experience(s) ' yesterday,when I got to travel by bus after a very long time. I had to go to a special school as part of research job for my project so I started late,Broda was in hurry thus he rode off with bike. I went to the school thinking that,that school is for children with Learning Disbility.Till the time I had met the principal there I had no idea what is the difference betweent a learning disabled kid and a intellectually disabled kid.That school was for intellectually disabled children. The nearest school I enquired where I could find learning disabled children,was no less than 15 kms away.I had no bike to travel and there was no straight bus to the place,I did not have any idea of location of school in that area either.Had I gone there by bus I would have definitely missed my meeting with project mentor.I decided not to go to the school and better meet project mentor.I had to change 2 buses to reach college,the journey was not that annoying but the fact that I had to walk to catch buses was troubling sometimes.I reached college and told my mentor about the 'research' I did . She didn't say anything but did ask me to find a suitable topic for my project. I had already thought of it, "S.P.I.M.E." , I said.The topic sound good,she asked to check if this name is not used by some other software. Later in the day I found a company that had the same name "Spime" . Ma'am asked to change the name and give the same name which I had proposed earlier "I.T.S.".That was all about interaction.
I had to do a important task which would not have been possible had I been to home early.So I decided to strech my stay in college.I started later than usual from the college at around 8 pm.Reaching Delhi was a cakewalk,but last 4-5 kilometers of journey were awful.I was standing at the bus stop,I didn't mind that beacuse completion of the task was still possible,as long as I was away from home.There was a couple troubled by waiting for the bus for long time,some that came didn't 'stop' , rather the lady was too fat/old to run and catch the bus.Ultimately they decided to hire an autorickshaw. Many people ran to catch buses that had slowed down beacuse of traffic but seeing the crowd chasing to catch the bus,driver maneuvered through traffic with very high speed.Life-on-toe was the scene where a little mistake by a person would have definitely resulted in an accident.Waiting had started to trouble me now,so I gave a call to bro and asked him to come and pick me up.Sometimes later a bus arrived and I decided to catch it,I found a seat too.The space was too small for the fanny.I managed though,I had to.Getting down was far more toubling than adjusting 'big over small' .I missed my stop and I had to walk back,"blessing in disguise,it could be" was the thought. I was sauntering and picked up the longest route possible to increase the travelling time.....beacuse the task was still possible!! but it didn't happen :( and I reached my place.
Traveling by bus was o.k.

B.P.O. stories

I had about an hour long talk with my friend Akhil working in a B.P.O. .He had many stories to tell and to begin with there is this sher:


jise sharab pi jaye usse sharabi kehte hain.
jo sharab pi jaye usse Punjabbi kehte hain .


This is one such among many that I got to hear and no prize for guessing I had to hold my stomach because of fits of laughter.The sher happened like this. My friend's trainer gave the exercise to him and his colleagues about telling their name and one thing about themselves that others didn't know about.
Everybody did so. When my friend's turn came,he told something which none had expected him to say and he thus told that he has recently started a habit of diary writing. The sher happened after this,there was another guy whose name I don't remember,but the secret he uttered was that,he has decided to quit drinking.Then the trainer enquired about his drinking habit the 'drinker' replied,”I drink 3-4 times a month” ,to which trainer replied,”I drink 3-4 times in a week and I don't call myself a drinker,you for drinking 3-4 times a month call yourself bloody drinker”.
There was a sardar listening to this and he asked.
Sardar: ”Sirji,fir sharabi kisse kehte hain?”
Trainer: “Sharabi usse kehte hain jisse sharab pi jaati hai”.
Some other guy asked “ Fir jo sharab pita hai usse kya kehte hain?”
Sardar then came up with the line of the day,words of wisdom or call it a masterpiece,whatever.

jise sharab pi jaye usse sharabi kehte hain.
jo sharab ko pi jaye usse Punjabi kehte hain.

There is a Bihari guy among them and he uses a (abusive)word with which I'm acquainted but that was new to Akhil. Akhil told me just one of the Bihari's statements and the way he said it made it funnier.
“Abe saale tum toh humko chutiya bana diye,********” .

There is this irritating girl working in his office and if Akhil's words are to be believed she is of one such nature I seriously do not like in girls. Anyways,she was with the Akhil's team for they had combined training session. She had previously worked with 'Convergys' (I'm not sure about the spelling,pls chk)
and always talks about her life there,obviously leaving everybody irritated .She asked trainer one day.
Girl : “Sir kya HCL mein humein training k liye bahar bhejte hain?”
Trainer : “Nahi,HCL mein aisa nahi hota”
Girl : “But,Sir Convergys mein toh humein bhejte the.”
Then trainer asked if there was any particular 'process' being followed there. Obvious reply was “Nahi pata.” .Other guy said,“Tabhi toh tujhe wahan se nikaal diya” .

There was one really hilarious zip kissing event among the boys,I don't remember it at this moment.
A request to Akhil...”Daal dena who incident comments mein yaad se”

These are a few excerpts of the actual conversation,I'm planning to start a new blog with Akhil as a partner wherein we can add more of 'masaledar' BPO stories as 'few' don't like regular stuff and seek 'masala' . ;)

Indian road scenario

This post would have happened earlier had I been to Auto Expo last year and my internet had not sucked big time. Anyways,better late than never.
Nano revolutionized the concept of small cars in India,though the changes took place many years ago with Hyundai debuting in Indian car market to challenge monopoly of Maruti Suzuki which it successfully did. It also encouraged many others to exploit the market of small car segments and thus came beautiful small sized cars and with time the competition has grown fierce which in turn had encouraged bizarre but really awesome designs.
I was flipping through a newspaper today and I saw a whole section dedicated to new cars in the small car segment and I must say designs were eye catching,leave aside performance.
i10,Spark,Fusion,Swift,Xing,Alto(modified version),Getz and many many many to come soon and listed.
Take my words you'll certainly fall for them.
I remember the time when the road was only about Maruti,it still is but with reduced proportion. Now there are many different designs floating around and this is not restricted to the small segment.Look at the SUVs coming up revamped and sexy looks they possess.
Travelling buses have been revamped too!! Roads are things of future to look for,for beauties will be there with,I hope, sweet sound of vrooming and not honking.

Olympics 2008,Beijing,China :)

This Olympics is unique in many ways, I don't know about the actual number of records that were broken during this sporting spree,I guess 49,but each day did involve breaking of a record. Be it day one ,the opening ceremony or any other day of sports events. Opening ceremony was viewed by 4 billion out of roughly 6 billion people around the globe,I was one of unlucky 'few' who missed the chance to witness the marvel. This itself is a record,the viewership and several audience around the globe seeing the telecast 'on demand' , downloading sports video from internet and each country has granted the right for the telacast of the event for the duration of 500 hours,if calculated this comes to about 21 days!!! Non stop viewing of sports mela .
Well that was about the ceremony,actual breaking of records came from the sports persons and I will start with India,3 medals in Olympics'08 . Congratulations India!! for the best ever performance in an Olympics. Many 'records' were broken.A GOLD by Mr. Abhinav Bindra was the first gold in the category of individual performance in Indian sports history. Boxing had never fetched a medal for us but this time it did,though hopes were really high for at least 2 more golds but we did not succeed . In wrestling too a medal was bagged by us. Chances are bright for future though.
Phelps with the phenomenal 8 Golds performance has left jaws-around-the-world dropped !!
Records broken to form new records,be it the medal count or timing.
Another show-stopper is Usain Bolt. Using the word 'bolt' with 'the Bolt' is like using dho diya with Dhoni ( I don't know what name they will come up with if I do something big,I guess it would be 'shake' but this is left for future to decide. At this moment my world is shaken). What a sprinter!!He has BOLTed 4 golds this Olympics breaking record of another legend Michael Johnson. Today's newspaper is full of articles of praise for Mr. Bolt .
God!! I could not see any of the events this Olympics barring one.

Last but not the least, record of number of Golds bagged by any country in an Olympics is broken. It is China and Chinese ruling the world. With 2 days to go it is sure that the count will hit a 50+ figure in Golds alone !!

Outta order

This post is here just because of a news i saw @ yahoo.com ,about Michael Phelps winning 8 golds this Olympics!! phenomenal!!
I had my class today at 9:00 am and I had read somewhere that today at 8:32 am Phelps will compete for his 8th gold medal."Watching the telecast would definitely make me late for the class" was the thought but the charisma of the swimmer was such that I had decided to watch the legend in action.I had never seen him swimming earlier.Race started bit late than scheduled time,I was not ready to settle for anything less than watching the telecast.
There was the 'start' call and the relay started,the flexibility of swimmers was such that can put mongoose to shame. U.S. had initial lead and it continued till half the distance of second 100 meter when Japanese started dominating,Phelps was third person from the U.S. swimming team to jump and as soon as he started commentators had nothing to talk about but Phelps.That person is truly a legend. U.S. was again in lead all thanks to Phelps.The swimmer following him was even better and thus came a convincing and a world record victory for U.S. .Phelps became the first person in the world to bag 8 golds in a Olympics.
Clock was showing 8:55 am and class was about to start,again pressed against time,I had to be a careless driver and I reached class somehow at 9:10 am.Sir was not told about the class timings and thus he was 30 minutes late for the class.Class was over by 11,rather we asked for time out and did not return to the class.
There was a test @ TIME,it started at 12 and rest 2.5 hrs were about execution of the plans and strategies.I failed miserably,though start seemed perfect.I was lost in midway and never realized the mistake of giving extra time in DI section.It was while marking answers I realized that I had not done enough questions in Quant too!! Verbal was hopeless and DI had already consumed so much time that I did not want to switch to it.10 mins wasted in figuring out which section to do!!"Give your answer sheets" was the call and test ended.

Yesterday,for the first time,as far as I remember,I had a chance to witness the Rakshbandhan for this time I had my sisters(cousins) to tie Rakhi.Everything was new to me,the decorated thali,the diya and etc etc.Till this time either mum used to tie the rakhi or broda used to do it.he he.But it was good!!
Yesterday evening was good too..................
Good night

Ad mums,selling water purifier!!

These are some of the mums that are selling water purifiers to us.Madam Sharmila Tagore is also a part of this team of endorsing mums,but her image with the brand was not available with me.
Why did they choose mums to endorse??
The trend did not surprise me.The trend??The trend of picking up mums.Ohhh!!I guess I'm too liberal with the word 'mum'.I must use actresses.Hmm,so idea of picking up an actress also a celebrity mum was a brainchild of brand 'A'.Seeing this idea to be a hit(I assume)among customers,others adopted it and chose 'models'(ha ha) that suited their budget.
Better idea would have been to bring in some doctors that can testify their claims and certification from some recognised firm.But this is just an idea.
But 'caring' mums for brand is not a bad idea either!!Then why this post?? I don't know,I had to kill time,don't kill yours by reading this.But since you have read this,please leave a comment. :)

Taste of Rain

Yesterday it rained heavily and ruined whatever plans I had.Till 1 pm the weather was usual but then as I was to leave the college around 4 pm there was thick cloud cover,blue sky soon turned grey in Noida.I was in conversation with Rahul and looked up to the sky.Time was already running out for I had to reach a place at 5 and clock was showing 4 and then these clouds above to add up to the trouble.I quickly reached out for my bike and started it,as I did that,a thought entered my head,I must be careful with my driving today and so I started off,cautiously??No,I don't think so.I had barely reached 50 mtrs from college,on a service lane a Cab came charging towards me.Red was the colour and it seemed like a huge ship and I lost my mind at moment and moved to the wrong side.That brought me in front of the cab.Brakes were applied by both the drivers,the car rather the ship came 'sailing'(skidding)towards me and the sound of cab skidding over gravel scared-shit-out-of-me.I continued to move on the opposite side and the cab moved in the same direction.By the time cab stopped it had already brushed with my bike and I was on the other side of the road.We shared the glance and I didn't utter a word,I knew the mistake was mine and I had nothing to say.As I was in hurry,I didn't waste time there,thanked God for the miraculous escape from the head on collision which definitely would have put me in a mortuary or bed rest for 2-3 months.I picked up my cousin from her flat and drove to my place,I was not in my mind I guess for I was wondering at every stoppage,"How did I reach here,I was there moments ago??" .
Jam was all around and soon the drizzling changed to a something quite like a rain.Routes were diverted to avoid jam and I had to take up another route and I was thus getting soaked,but I didn't care,I had to reach as early as possible.I was wishing,for the rain to stop throughout the way,but it didn't :( .By the time I reached I was carrying a liter of water.I was still waiting for it to stop,but it didn't, so I decided to call off the plan and that was it,fucking 'that was it' .
I later went to marketplace nearby and a raindrop fell on my lips,out of curiosity I decided to taste it.I justified my act by a thought that a rain drop is the purest form of water,it only gets impure by other stuff in the atmosphere.Since it had rained enough to bring down all the suspended impurities back to earth,the rain drop on my lips is bound to be pure.Taste was awesome!! and thus all the drops fallen on my lips reached my stomach :D .
I was looking at the street light from the shop and at the raindrops in the 'limelight' ,it was magical.
I had one very good news from the very great person and thus this rain did not seem that troubling as it seemed earlier.
Thank you God for saving me,in many ways.

Chinese maal

Olympics 2008 are being held in Beijing,China. And most of the controversies that are in air are predominantly about Olympics being "Chinese" in nature, nakli maal for that matter.
Yesterday there was the article in T.O.I. stating that the 'fire show' that was put up at the inauguration ceremony was,for the most part computer generated graphics and was prerecorded.I must say Chinese minds are at work.
Today there is another report that claims that the child artist that sang the song,again,at the inauguration ceremony was rather miming and actual singer was not showed to the crowd for her not so attractive appearance,huh.They have generated fake crowd to cover up empty seat to support their proclaimed sale of ticket.The act is justified by the officials there by saying that they are providing a neutral crowd that would cheer both the sides and this is in interest of games.ha ha,Chinese as they are,cunning and masters of duping.

India and Olympics

I'm happy today that India has at last won a gold medal after too many long years and since it comes from an individual performance it makes me feel prouder.Till date today's performance by Abhinav Bindra is the best in the individual category by India.
I'm happy over the growing trend in the medal tally,if not in count,in 'value'.In 2000, a bronze was one by Karnam Malleshwari then in 2004 a silver by Maj. Rajvardhan Singh Rathore and now a gold!! As Bindra puts it , "My medal will boost sports in India" . I hope this comes true and India wins more of such honors but going by the trend I do not foresee India bagging any more medals this Olympics or in other future event.I would be happy if they bag one or for that matter many."Aa toh gaya hi hai ek,ho gaya kaam,khush raho" seems to be the attitude prevalent among the sportspersons . I could be wrong and I would be happy to be wrong but the medal tallies support my assertion.
A lot is said about India not able to perform at the world stage and win any medals.It is not wrong if we face these charges like,a country of a billion is content with a medal.Leave aside the number of medals won,people we send out to compete no way reflects the size of population they represent.Countries with the less than 1/4th of our population sends 4 times the size of our squad.Are we not able to produce sportsperson?? We are,but who will groom them?Sports authority?? No way,it is itself caught in the shackles of nepotism and group politics,I see no hope.These charges are not baseless for example take the case of Monica Devi,a weightlifter.She was first accused of doping charges by a fellow weightlifter and S.A.I. and I.O.A. had denied her participation this in Olympics.Medical examinations have now revealed that she did not take any prohibited drugs.Can't you sense a foul play?Who will care for the shattered dreams of the lady who comes from the modest background,fought her way to reach up to this mark ,only to be told that she can't compete in the Olympics.It SUCKS,it seriously SUCKS (I'm using this as a metaphor for my case,it SUCKS).
Now will she ever be so determined as she was for this Olympics?I doubt it.In a country that produces only handful of sportsperson loosing a player is like a unrecoverable loss.
With the hope that situation will improve,I abruptly end this post.Congratulations India for winning a gold,that puts it in the tally in <20th position,for same day,at least.

sayonara

The moral of the story

I have thought of writing this content long back,but as they say,things happen when it is supposed to. I recently saw a blog on Akhil's page regarding a road accident that claimed 3 human lives :( and content of this article is no different from the blog previously mentioned.

The day was 28th July 2006,time was 8:55 am,I was hurrying through the way to reach the college on time.It was beginning of my 3rd semester and it was 3rd day of college.I was about 50 mtrs away from my college gate ,I noticed group of people gathering around at a crossing.I didn't care as I thought it might be the case of some vehicle brushing with another and thus this bunch of fun seekers were around. When I reached the college gate and was filling up the entry register a guard came to me and said, "Koi Jaypee ka ladka gira hua hai udhar,accident hua hai" .I asked him why didn't he go.He replied, "Main chala jaunga toh gate pe kaun rahega??".I cursed him at the same moment and rushed to the accident spot, a senior came along too.On reaching there,seeing me in college dress and the victim was wearing the same dress,the crowd,rather fucking bystanders,gave the way.What I saw next was the most fearful sight I ever had till that day,a sophomore,to whom I waved previous day after the classes were over for the day was lying down on the ground,with face turned into a size of disc and blood all around the body and spread on road.It took around 10 secs for me realize what I am seeing!! I knelt down to check for the pulses,there were none,the boy was dead.It was for the first time I was touching any dead body.One person from the crowd asked,"Nabz chal rahi hai??".I said, "Nahi". I just looked around to try get over the numbness and seek some help,everything seemed to move in a slow motion as shown in the movie.I felt as if I was half sunk in the road,my feet were shaking,I could hardly walk,to try stopping some vehicle to get the victim to Fortis hospital which was just a kilometer away.I tried stopping autorickshaws ,cars,tractors,rickshaws but none stopped for help.In the mean time a lady stepped in and also tried to get some help.Finally a car stopped and he agreed to take the boy to the hospital.Next task was to lift the body and place it in the car.I still curse myself for the fucking thought that had entered my head,that "my clothes will be stained by blood"..fucking mean!!
But thank God I lifted him,I held him from the shoulders and senior held him from the legs and we put him in the car.Soon our college officials reached the spot and traffic police too!! fucking punctual. Before the car left I went to get the bag of the deceased,the notebook and the lunch box(crushed) were thrown out of the bag beacuse of the impact.Seeing the tiffin brought tears in my eyes thinking of the mother who had prepared lunch for her kid,who is no more to have it.The notebook had Data structure notes from the lecture delivered previous day.
I put everything in the bag and handed it over to sir and took a long walk to the academic block.My shirt,tie and trousers all had blood stains so I went to clean them up before entering into the class.I was hoping that boy would have survived,but alas he didn't. The news spread through the college in 15 mins and thus all the lectures for the day were canceled . The family had already lost the father and with the loss of the only son,they survived with mother and a daughter...sigh.

I do not think I need to tell the moral of this sad but true story ::"Drive Safely"

jeer OR cheer

What else would be the better content for 50th post than this,about my college JIITU ..Ohh,my mistake,it is about my University (jaypee institute of information technology UNIVERSITY) as I was once told by Vice Chancellor,over a letter wherein I mentioned 'college' in place of 'university'.He said "Abhi tak tumhara JIIT college hi rahega,University kaun likhega " and then scribbled over college and wrote University on top :) .
Hmmm this blog or rather the great picture following these lines is my tribute to this university that has transformed this 'punk' (me) to a 'pandit/pundit'.This college has helped me in becoming a complete jackass in a period of 3 years and few months..and with few more months to go search for new abyss is on during which black (veiled mind) is more likely to turn blank.Anyways enough of shit written.Enjoy this pic,CLICK to EnLarge , true story about jiitU ;) .Courtesy -HT City.




I must mention,data presented here might be a bit wrong.Number of phones confiscated by Mr. Pathak is well above 50 and no wonder the counter might have hit 3 digit figure. Victims(confiscated phones and their owners) of this phone 'snatching' spree includes me too.Since I have lost my only chance of getting confiscated phone back..God save the Phone :D .
This article is more or less present in everyone's page,belonging to JIIT . ha ha

Sleepless night continues

It has been 4 days,I am not able to sleep and this has started taking its toll,the reason for insomnia is not known,probably too worried about the outcome of the 'First task' ever .
Whatever,I'm happy that I did my job.
I have been feeling the lack of energy for the whole day,an evening walk today did help a lot.While walking I found this hanging makdee


Anyways,I wish to have a good nap today because I've done my part..hmm,partially I guess.I had so many plans to send it in a different way but ..lets hope for the best.

A Sleepless Night

It is the second time in a month that I had long sleepless night and most probably this is the one in which i really didnt get to sleep more than an hour.
Reasons for this are not very difficult to guess.I have to submit a training diary today anyhow,since it is the last day.I managed to get it signed and fetch a training certificate thus ending a week long trauma. But the trauma seems to continue till the time the diary is submitted. Well submission was far less troublesome compared to the tension over my First important task of ..something related to this spcl Sunday.I've to get this work done today beacuse tomorrow is the day of action.I need the help of God,since The Almighty has been with me,I expect his support in all good deeds I venture in and this one is good as well as important,indeed.

The Lame;The Boy

This image is taken from Barney's blog and seriously I didn't expect to find this graph at any other place but Barney's page. It is about Lameness Vs seriousness in relationship.
There is a story behind why I'm elaborating this graph and it goes like this.
Roughly 6 years ago,there was this boy writing his exam,Mathematics was the subject and there was the girl,his classmate,sitting in the next row.Test was quite simple as boy had worked really hard and thus cruising through the questions.He never really learnt the derivations(lameness of degree 1,and it monotonically increased) and preferred working them out or rather deriving them on his own than mugging.Since he was good in other sections so he finished every other question in 1.5 hours and he had 1.5 hrs more to do the derivation.
While he was busy doing the derivation wherein he got stuck many a times,he peeped into the girl's answer sheet,who was doing the same question.He saw the theorem the girl was proving and thought she's doing exact opposite of what the question has demanded and was really happy,almost jumped off his seat,thinking,while she'll score zero he'll score +3.
When the exam was over and everybody was discussing the answers,the moment of shock came,he realized that the theorem the girl was proving was the right one and it was he who did it in wrong way. (-3 for the lameness) what the eff!!
Same lame boy again happened to show his newly achieved height in lameness,he actually received a message saying 'happy friendship day' and in a hurry to read the content at once he read it as 'happy birthday' and again and again until in middle of night he realized that the message said 'happy friendship day'.Now,who would be so lame,to make a error like this :( .
Problem of misreading seems to have crept in, ha ha.

Well the story is over,now we'll study the graph.Hmm,the x-axis says seriousness in relationship,well THE boy is pretty much serious,but he's not in kinda 'relationship' .But we'll safely assume he's in . So........so as it is clear from graph HE'S lame,simple.
Happy ending ki waiting jaari hai. :)
Hope THE boy would have been less lame.
Amen
Good night.

"Germs are in the Air"

Today we had our first Linear algebra class.We were told about the slots for the tutorial sessions and other class schedule.After that there was this thing,discussed,which I had feared the most for 3 years of my academic life,from standard XI till 2005,until I got rid of it and today it was back to haunt me.The class started with the Simple pendulum example and various assumptions and the result were discussed,to reach to the conclusion that Simple things ain't that Simple.While sir was describing the example,I tried to recall the name of the funda I fear the most,'TSM,THM,TM..fudge,what the hell was its name'?I was still thinking of its name till sir said it ultimately,S H M ..SIMPLE HARMONIC MOTION.as soon as I heard it shiver ran through my body,with the question "Do I have to face this thing again!!??" .But I have decided that I won't let this fear get over me any day.

We moved further and discussed some Linearity principle,some vector spaces,other linear functions and function mapping.Attendance sheet was asked by the sir at the end of the class and sir said "Bhai,kisi ne kisi ki proxy toh nahi maari hai,mujhe aise kaam pasand nahi hain.Agar maine kisi ko pakad liya toh main uska achhe se ilaaj karta hoon. I'm very lenient with the academics and other thing but when it comes to discipline being rude and 'ruthless' is my claim to fame.It is quite compelling to see somebody reaching new heights using also also wrong methods.Wrong method could be anything like being selfish,cheat others and other famous duping techniques,but we are humans there is something within us that makes us different from animals and which certainly stops us from doing bad things,but I guess GERMS ARE IN THE AIR and that is why the 'disease' is not confined to one but has spread to many and continues to spread further.Giving you moral lessons is not my part of the job at this moment,with this question I leave you all"."Thank you sir",said I.There was murmur around as sir quietly walked off the class.pakaa daaala buddhe ne aaj,saala chu pata nahi kya bakwaas kar raha tha.Chu saalaI was still packing my bag,Joshi said,"Ye class itni achhi lag rahi hai kya,abhi aur baithna hai??".I said Nahi nahi,main bhi bas chal hi raha hoon,yahan baith ke kya karunga
and the day ended.

I am still wondering about the question,this happened earlier too,when the preplacement sessions were on in our college.We had the task of drawing our 'personality tree' and then discuss it in the class.Everybody there,wrote the same,the cliche or the classic "Honesty is the best policy" as the principle they believe in and follow..F**K!!! I did not see even single who wrote the line and had ever followed it.Even I did not,all the time but yes the sin was committed only few times that too,I guess unknowingly.I remained stick to my root at least!!
Germs are in the air.GOD,make me immune to them.
Amen

And the name is TAJ

Once again a piece of writing for the wonder movie "Rise of Taj" and the famously infamous,according to few,Taj Mahal BadalandaBad :D
ye movie abhi tak nahi dekhi??!!! arre dekh lo,humble request,main jaldi hi century poori karne wala hoon ye movie dekhne mein!! I'm in love with movie and DIALOGUES,aise dialoues hain iss movie k ki kya kahun. Charlotte(Lauren Cohan) is looking as good as ever and also brilliant performances by all the supporting actors makes this movie a a must watch.

Warning:: some explicit content and dialogues might upset the other sex,but they are few so nothing much to worry.

Enjoy Indian(Badalandabad) 'shagging groovy chicks' and Pip . ha ha

Error,By Mistake

I had this test today in T.I.M.E., AIMCAT 0915 as they call it.
On analysis of the test paper,as suggested,I found some really silly errors which have become part of my everyday life and guess what I'm so aware of it,but didn't do anything to deal with it.Some of them are as listed

a) 13x4 = 42; :)
b) 2^3 = 6;
c) "Find the contradicting statement to this statement" and I will search for the option that strengthens the statement;
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I guess everybody does so, I'm also one among everybody with a slight difference ,with few 'mistakes' a level above usual. I do it in my daily life,it is after 'the mistake' is done,I realize(most of time, after observing, evaluating, calculating and doing all those mathematical ____ing, in a constant loop) or sometimes made to realize that 'the mistake' is done and there is no room for confession,or,do I refrain myself from making one?I don't know!!
I would never really demand or wish any 'sorry'.Please pardon me if I skip saying so,I wish I never ever forget to say so,if needed.And this is one such word that disturbs me a lot.



I have thought of a fabulous title for the next blog but I'm not able to find the content for it,it is going to be really long I guess,wish,expect,hope,desire... :)
alasya mahagatha,the untold saga of laziness.


waiting for some day when I'll enough content to fill up the story and this page.Do suggest some ideas for these unwritten article.
This title is copyright protected,please DO NOT STEAL it.

Aloha

Reminder... :) :( :)

This is one such day when I was "blessed" twice, for I had chance to meet my school friends in a very close succession and also got the 'treatment' ;),or what is the better way to put it,the reminder/treatment.Well I guess this is one of the very very few good days I get to see,but I am not complaining as slightest hint of it seems a large bundle of joy,too big to handle and I can easily spend infinite time with these 'memoir' .


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Treatment,for my own words...
fudge!! for not able to fudge :(
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Hmmm, I had cool C.A.T. tips from Akhil today,which I needed the most after the magic 'negative' performance in recent test,about attempting the paper and then analyzing which I haven't done since the beginning of the test series.

Today, a very good looking ma'am took our R.C. class!! gosh,I skipped her previous class,damned me :( .. but aaj khuda meherbaan the shayad,bahut saare tareekey se ,main issi mein khush hoon,bas dua karta hoon aap aise hi meherbaan rahiye muhpe

allah haafiz
shabbakhair

"Ek anek"......awesome video

I could not wait till end of this month to post this awesome video,as soon as I found it..I was compelled to post it here,enjoy

mmmmmmmmmmmmm........mmmmmmmmm

It is the time when I have music all around, either I will have to be on song or face the music,
:"( ,this two months break from college passed just in as much time as taken by a flip of a finger.I gained weight for I binged tonnes of food stuff,traveled,slept for uncountable hours,watched and again watched same movies,till their disk space was no longer suitable for any other purpose and did lots of stuff and to my surprise all those things happened in damn Microseconds!!.Anyways,the "music" is the fucking training certificate that I have to get for the college people.huh,
my world for this week is going to be limited to exhaustive search of projects over the internet and then ........... whatever
lemme have some music

Something is burning

While i just logged into this page to write about something else i had this smell of something burning and I went into kitchen to check what was,exactly.It was milk,the beautiful black color of the pan says whole story,huh....I've to cook even.since morning I'm living on 3 semi cut pieces of Rolls and nothing else!! wow....but I'm hungry now :( .Having milk is the only option left if I have to rest my arse in peace for the night.

while i was online on Google Talk,the availability status of the people online,appeared 'poppins' style,I loved it.

and yes,an outré rather confession or whatever,I NEVER SAID IT (the L word),for years I had this notion and tried to convince others and myself too,but I never said it.Something is burning for sure.

Best video ever

It used to be aired on Doordarshan long back,I don't know about now,but thanks to VJ who downloaded this video for me,there is another classic video " ek chidiya,anek chidiya. The ek anek song,if possible then it will be posted by this month's end.
Good day

Torn Clothes

I don't know if I'm under some spell or what...but 3 clothes gone in 5 days,yesterday I lost my favourite blue shirt,one I love the most,yaaaaaaaar S H I T .
1 Kurta 5 days ago and a Bermuda short late at night :D .I don't know when will I be 'baptized' newaz I'm busy reading Chetan Bhagat's work at this moment.

Gud morning

b'day b'day b'day

आज मेरा जन्मदिन था अथवा है जो भी कहिये , यहाँ डाली जा रही कुछ तस्वीर उन्ही छडों की झलकियाँ हैं इसमें मैं कम और मेरे दोस्त ज्यादा दिखेंगे क्योंकि वही इन तस्वीरों के असली मालिक हैं । मैंने पूरी कोशिश की है कि सब लोग खूब मजे करें क्योंकि अब वो समय आ गया है जब सब लोग दूर दूर चले जाने वाले हैं कुछ महीनो में,मैंने कोशिश कि है कि कम से कम अलग होने से पहले कुछ ऐसा किया जाए जिसे याद करके सभी के चेहरे पे मुस्कान आ जाए।

काफ़ी बढिया दिन गुजरा आज का,वैसे इसकी शुरुआत कुछ ख़ास जबरदस्त नही रही,फ़ोन का दौर तो कल रात से ही शुरू हो गया था ,आज सुबह उठते ही मुझे याद आया कि आज मेरे कोचिंग सेण्टर में टेस्ट है, आनन् फानन में तैयार हो के मैं एक्साम देने पहुच गया,कुछ ख़ास तो नही पर तबाही लाने वाला टेस्ट था,मुझे तो कुछ भी नही आया . खैर मुझे वहां पे शाम तक रगडा गया फ़िर तैयार हो के अपने यार दोस्तों को बुलाया और पार्टी वगैरह की जिसकी झलकियाँ आप देख ही रहे होंगे,चलिए फ़िर मैं भी चलता हूँ,मैं १ साल और जवान हो गया शायद :)
शुभ रात्री ।

Countryside through my eyes

These are the snaps of my latest visit to the place where i hail from.

Missing RingO

It used to ring for me,once,alerting me for any calls/reminders/messages or so time to time..ever since I lost it,I miss it!! My phone :(

Big Big world!!

If you have not gone through the " chhoti si duniya" post i would suggest you to please go through that first,
I woke up at 6 am today and then was awake till 8 then again went to bed and got up at 12 noon and I had this dream,that might justify the title.

I was wearing no helmet and driving the bike and saw the traffic police officer at the side of the road and thus with fear of getting ticketed i took a U turn and tried to flee from the spot,but I was chased down by their Gypsy,with too many roads available to go (i mean too many choices,shouldn't the title be 'Paradox of choices' anyways)to all parts of the 'world',big world rather and thus i decided to leave the bike and run away and managed to escape,somehow,i guess,but I would like to mention this thing,

in Real life i have been ticketed twice
once I bribed,other time I had to pay the price
officers demanded Rs. 600
and I offered them them 100-300
the senile officer didn't listen to plea
and thus the whole sum had to be paid by me :(

suggestion:: Always wear a helmet or get ready to pay the "price"

Chhoti si duniya

This Tuesday I went to New Delhi Railway Station to drop my cousin,while I had nearly prefect idea to reach to the destination I wasn't sure of the 'path tracing',I'm pretty bad at it..to admit . After making him sit and waited for train to leave,with fuel indicator ready to hit zero,At 8 pm I decided to make the return journey an adventure and decided to retrace the path I used to reach destination..and initial 100 mtrs were cakewalk but then confusion increased so did my passion for the adventure and I decided to take any route at my will and will try to reach home,the only fear I had was if the fuel tank goes empty I might have to drag 100 Kg bike with me to the next fuel station. As I said initial 100 mtrs were cakewalk for I has some idea of it,as soon as I reached Connaught Place I forgot which left turn should I take and thus decided to go round and round and at random,will pick any of the left turn,driving at speed of 30 Km/hr at the left side of the road and looking at the buildings around for the purpose of a) finding my current location and b) to mark mark landmarks for my new path to reach home!! I was busy looking up and reached one turn where honking hooligans who were to turn left started honking and I had to take a left turn. I said o.k. as I was there for new path and thus a new path was taken and I took turns at my will and reached a place of which I had some idea,but wasn't sure so I used my intuition again and took a right turn and finally reached I.T.O. And from there I knew which road to take so adventure ended pretty soon,in 15 mins!! Once I knew the path it has to be adventure with the speed..so I raced my way back home to compensate for the time loss in adventure and by God's grace my fuel tank didn't go empty...One thing I concluded outta this 'trip' was that this world is too SMALL for me to get lost.

Headless bird

This is a snap of a headless bird i saw one night..I still wonder if it was headless of its head wasn't visible to me :)

???

I had decided to do something related to CAT preparation tonight but i guess i am not destined to do this :) ... i saw this news half an hour ago and since then i have been guessing and figuring something that is either very simple to get or too complex to understand,but since i have figured out something of it..i guess it is simple to predict about the present situation in INDIA.
Gujjars disrupting railways and daily lives of poor Indians for what..RESERVATION..jackasses..silly people and now i must say if somebody minds I saying this.. it is a sincere request,please mind...but pity you,,how will you mind because you have no brain of yourselves to mind and that is why you and your silly gatherings have demanded reservation to reach to some positions which is “reserved” for talented and bright people,but this thing won't enter and strike anything within your head..you brainless people!!
And now there is this Sikh protest in Mumbai first and now in Punjab..waving swords and challenging I don't know whom? An insane follower of a GODMAN killled an innocent person at some place and there was this outburst of anger in form of protests and disrupting daily life of people :(
And the main target for the protest of Gujjars and of Sikhs were the railway tracks....why??Are people out of ideas of protest in Gandhi Land ?? And waving swords!!! I wish I had been DICTATOr at this moment..I suggest all the protesters to continue protesting in such a way such that people sympathise with them and stand with them in their movement and not forced live a miserable life for others' insane deeds..Aaaahhhhh the Thackrey(s) ohh how did I forget these ****ing troublemaker,who being “true Mumbaiwallah” I seriously hate this sick “MumbaiKar” term..so pathetic Maharashtrian ...isn't it Mr. Raj(ackass) Thackrey!!
I have one simple and straight question...”You didn't raise your voice ever..not even once till date..I reckon, about the issue of SUICIDE By Farmers In VIDARBHA region of YOUR MAHARSHATRA and people who committed suicide were your(mine too,being an Indian) own MAHARashtra people.” may i have the liberty of asking you WHY? You arranged masses in your rallies and the array of fools attended it too and listened and followed your spelled shit..but you did not arrange people to collect funds and help people suffering in your region. Your uncle too suggest Hindus to form suicidal squads..I suggest to The Big T(hackrey) to start this noble job from his doorstep and collect his family members to form one and stop suggesting Dorks about What should they do,right??
This Vidarbha thing is compelling me to mention this point too..OUR Honorary Minister Mr. Sharad Pawar ,I don't remember his ministry..watever that is. He also happens to be the chairperson of one of the richest sports body in the world,B.C.C.I.,is the M.P. from (most of the time)drought struck Vidharbha region and did not care to give a “grain” (of gold) for dying people of the region that made him what he is..
I am seriously ****ed up writing this and I seriously don't know how I am typing this because at this moment I'm in very angry state and really a bit of anything that disturbs me will put my monitor in the most vulnerable position(it is indeed in one of that position)!!

SO where was I,hmm the sikh protest..and now the darjeeling is burning under demand of Gorkhaland.
Huh..I guess Indian diversity is now more of a problem for India than a matter of pride.
Nagas demand seperate Nagaland..rather an new country..independent of India,
In Manipur protest broke 2 years ago,regarding misbehavior of policemen,so they might raise their voice for new separate country,anyhow these 7(or5) sister states of North East India are generally aloof of any activity happening in INDIA.
Assam is demanded by BODO/ULFA activists..sikkim and Arunachal are already being claimed as Chinese territory by China(more about it some other time) the southern belt considers north Indians as the Aryans from Central Asia who invaded “their” country India and pushed them down south.so the (not so surfaced)“hatred” exists between North-South “poles” of India.Greater than 1/3 of India is suffering from Naxalite movement..which started at a small village in West Bengal Naxalbari and since then it is ever expanding.J&K is already under question at world stage...Are we proud of this diversity??


I had planned to write something else and wrote something that I had planned to write 2-3 weeks back.
Actual content was supposed to be about the smart move by CONgress and Left..which recently coined the issue of Nuclear Deal at this moment of high inflation rate to tactfully divert the attention of Media from the issue of rising price and sail through this “tough” time without getting much criticized over the issue at least in Media and thus avoid people's voices to reach their ears. Future events as prophesied(by me of course)are.. after few months this CONgress govt. will go ahead with the deal..Left will withdraw the support,government will fall and everyone is happy..atleast the politician will be...for congress will demand people's vote for the Nuclear deal that has happened because of their effort,Left after enjoying 5 years in “power” will seek vote for their sincere effort in nagging Government at every step,BJP will have issue of price rise and thus every other Blood sucker neta and neta's party.

It seems a hopeless situation....That is y i was demanding a dictator!! I'm ready to BE ONE

To ma'am,with love

the day was someday :D ..this Wednesday we all met ..we included Akhil,Guneet,Faiz, Namit,Hemant and I...so there was this topic of discussion,our favorite teacher Mrs. Dubey(GOD!! what was her first name) newaz, and came back all those golden memories of her..the syllabus seeking salvo from us :D in every class and she 'patiently' answered our queries and thus in every class we gained quality 10 mins of fun..she used to take pain of carrying 5-6 books with her and never opened any in any of her class..still trying to figure out why did she carry her 'library' with her.

Anyone of us:: "Ma'am computer Science ka syllabus kya hai ?"
Mrs. Dubey : "15 marks ka output finding ka question aata hai...woh toh tum kar hi loge asaan hota hai,fir 10 marks ka error finding ka aata hai..asaan hi hai toh tummhare 10 ismein aa gaye aur kya hota hai..........haan boolean aaaalzeeebhra bahut
easy hai 10 marks ka aata hai..woh bhi aa gaye baaki programming.. woh toh main tumko itna kara DUNGA ki tumhare number aa hi jayenge"..and we all were happy with the idea of scoring prefect 100 in CS paper!!while she sincerely dictated the syllabus for Nth time..we giggled in mean tym and never worried to listen to her as we had with us, her faithful and sincere student whom Mrs. Dubey called "Dikhya" :D (Diksha was her actual name) and we(or i guess I) had more studying hours with Dikhya compared to wat i had with Mrs. Dubey.

there were several incidents that I would love to mention and I will

1) She was really very 'happy' / 'impressed' with Tim (timothy)
Once in booolean AaalzeeBhra class ..he proved some law wrong and went to Dubey ma'am to show his result..ohh nahi...he told ma'am from his place about the research he has made and proven a law wrong..ma'am called him to the blackboard and asked him to display his findings and as soon as he started writing she yelled at him " ye kya kar raha hai tum...aise hota hai..itna bhi nahi aata" then faced towards us and said "isko dekho..kya kar raha hai...boolean mein 0 and 1 ki jagah decimal digit use kar raha hai" and finally asked him to leave the class..Timothy obliged the order and moved out of class without saying a word to which ma'am said "dekho isko 1 baar kaha aur ye class k bahar chala gaya,Sorry bhi nahi bola" and some other funny things...Fuck i don't remember then anymore

2) I could not complete my project in class XII to my "satisfaction" and i needed marks badly, so i decided to sit with Mrs.Dubey after school hours in the lab and seek some help and discussions about the project....she helped me in the best possible way she could..she used to delete the line I wrote and rewrite same thing and compile the program, every time,it showed no error(there was no error prior to these 'Herculean efforts of her's too!!) and she used to say "dekha,aise hota hai",I always nodded in agreement.Once,while the 'two' brain were actively involved in "debug da bug" spree,a pop up appeared with a sexy semi nude girl dancing on the monitor with Mrs.Dubey having a keen look at it..i certainly dropped something...my jaw!!, and with aghast look on my face i said "ma'am ismein pata nahi kaisa virus hai,bar bar ye popup aa jata hai" to which she said "hmm" and that is all,narrow escape!!!

3) We were doing our regular business in the comp sc. class,i.e. everything other thing except studies,which in my college lingo is called 'bakhaiti' or 'bakar',Namit was sitting in the next row and was swinging his seat and a noise similar to one
while farting,came and either I or someone from our group said "Namit kya chhod raha hai?",while it was said cautiously,Mrs.Dubey heard the statement and asked " ye chhodna kya hota hai??" We together were desperately trying to find a way out of
this situation and thus unanimously chose Sannu(Gourav khanna) the "bali ka bakra" and tried to mess up the thing but the determined Ma'am asked us again " ya toh tum mujhe batao ki chhodna kya hota hai ya fir main Gaur ma'am ko bulata hoon"
I don't remember whether she called Gaur ma'am or not but the thing ended with some 'good' words for *+Namit and Sannu,another narrow escape.

4) She praised Kasturia in one class for a quality 30 mins, for precise and well written answers,while Kasturia didn't give the exam!!

5) she said to class XI ppl that "ye hemant mere paas aa k gidgidaya tha,tab ja k ye pass hua hai",to which Hemant and I looked at each other and he said "main kab gaya iske paas?" :D


*+Namit was always targetted by ma'am at one event or the other, two such target phrases were
a) Namit toh jalebi ki tarah ekdum seedha hai...at this ultimate pathetic joke we laughed like moron
b) Namit toh aisa ladka hai ki nursery k bachhe k haath se patty chheen k kha lega.

Each day with her was fun filled but i don't remember most of'em..if any of you reader(s) remember any, pls pls pls post it.

ThaNK YOU ma'am for all your wonderful teachings and there is this one very good teaching that I still use and implement
---Whenever tensed,have a glass to Juice(preferably Citric),it has helped me many a times.

And last but not the least of course is:: Dubey Ma'am is in London these days!!! (according to my underground sources and undercover agents) any latest whereabouts of her if known,do let me know and be a part of MY GANG!!

ciao

Rise of Taj

i should seriously think of becoming a movie analyst beacuse these days i'm doing less of anything else but movie watching and giving my 'expert reviews' about them here(utilising MY space)..but the movie i'm going to talk about is not an ordinary movie..it is indeed an enlightening movie....and journey is very long to attaint enlightenment as it took about 20+ watching of this movie to realise the fact that this is not an ordinary movie.It has 'taught' me,everytime,a new 'concept' and that is what has helped me to keep clinging to this movie and all thanks to this movie "Roadtrip" I saw moments ago,to realise a fact from 'Rise of Taj' and I got a new funda...the fraternity name "Cock and Bulls" ,great!!! I had the hint of it(the funda) but picture became clearer with the help of dialogue from the 'Roadtrip' hmmmm...this(blog) is to be used as a reminder to me about 'the fact'.

this piece of shit ends here,good day

Season 1-2 Vs Season 3

I am talking about "How I MEt Your Mother"....where season 1-2 were awesome,seaSON 3 seems like "wat the eff?" In season 1-2 Robin looked so great, Barney's dialogues were awesome(legendary) and what do i have in season 3....firstly a gap over a month or even longer(because of writers' strike across US) then pathetic showing up of Britney!!
Britney in spec!!! wat the eff!! she's so great and yet in that A__ (wat the hell was her name in that episode)role she looked like shit in those pair of glasses and then the worst thing(or the best,I can't decide) Robin made out with Barney..in episode 17,huh.Even Robin is no longer looking so great and Barney's dialogues,they are not as alluring as they were in season 1-2.. 5 more episodes to go in this season and i have to wait for a duration longer than a month to see them..but certainly the quality has deteriorated over a period..Hope for the best!!

God!!!!! I have been doing quite a lot of HOPING these days(years for that matter)

the List

i did everything that i could possibly do in a day..except for few :P
i watched movie,played games,STUDIED (though i was forced to in my coaching center),
PREPARED GOOD food ;) ,tafri,biking sab kuch kar liya yaar aaj toh!!...after itna sab kuch kar k,i've decided to prepare a list of names of my classmates and their 'actual' names..though we still have a year to go before we part but we are actually 'parted' beacuse of different electives that we chose..khair this is becoming thoda padhai wala stuff(mahaul)...i must start with my task:

1) Chandan Kumar Verma..._ _ _3401......Chandu,CV,Chandan
2) Avijit Dixit.........._ _ _3402......Dixit,___________
3) Lanka Yeshwanth Kumar._ _ _3403......Lanki,Lankeshwar
4) Kushal Gupta.........._ _ _3404......kisaan,gupta ji,kushal
5) Sakshi Bhargava......._ _ _3405......Lady,Inspector,bachhi
6) Rahul Singh Dhariwal.._ _ _3407......Rahul,Truck driver
7) Sarfaraz Nayyar......._ _ _3408......Sarfu,surf
8) Gaurav Gehani....._ _ _3409......Gauri,Gehani,Google,GOS,Gauri Gehani
9) Varun Mittal_ _ _3410......Aadamkhor,janwar,MAMU,jungali,aatankwaadi
10)Vaibhav Jain.........._ _ _3411......VJ,bhaiya ji
11)Yatin Kumar Goyal....._ _ _3412......Teen pet,Tin Tin
12)Anusha Veeravalli....._ _ _3413......Naxal babe (though called once)
13)Yuvraj Garg..........._ _ _3414......Maithun(mithun) ,doggy,kutta
14)Vaibhav Gupta........._ _ _3415......Pappu
15)Adusumili Amrita......_ _ _3416......A(ye).Amrita
16)Vaibhav Sharma........_ _ _3417......Nanga
17)Deepanshu Bansal......_ _ _3418......Cock
18)Madhur jain..........._ _ _3419......maddiee,chikki
19)Adarsh Chandrakar....._ _ _3420......bidi,patakha factory
20)Abhishek Rao.........._ _ _3421......Rao,Guruji
21)Gaurav puri..........._ _ _3422......galoot,zehrila,puri
22)Mayank Rana..........._ _ _3423......Rana,jehadi
23)Chitresh Vaid........._ _ _3425......krrish
24)Abhishek Ghosh........_ _ _3427......ghosh babu,mickey
25)Ankit Agrawal........._ _ _3428......ankal(uncle)
26)Aditya Mohan.........._ _ _3429......addie mohan,dude(doodh)
27)Samiksha Sharma......._ _ _3430......sam,sami,cheetah
28)Anik Biswas.........._ _ _3442......bakwaas
29)Konark Joshi........._ _ _3584......Joshi

[*Initial 3 digit have been intentionally omitted because they can be used for checking academic results and other 'Khufiya' informations (mostly disciplinary charges :D ) in JIIT's website. *]

naam dekh lena yaar,kahin galti na ho,,, i guess list is complete!!
main bhi thak gaya hoon,soney chalta hoon.gunnie

I'm happy

i'm happy for Kate(very very cute lady..cutest i must say) i'm happy for Cameron,i'm happpy for Jude law..and i'm certainly talking about the movie "The Holiday" which i had just finished watching...very good movie,very good.
i have few more to watch but there is this TIME class in another 2 hrs so i have to get ready for it...by the way i also saw "the Notebook" quite a few days back,that too is a great movie..and i'm kinda inspired by Noah...and had previously(and have)grown beard...but now i have decided to shed the 'bush' (deciduous bush indeed):D ..

hey,point to note..both of the movies were quite same in totality ........well writing the previous line i did think of something ..but only similarity i can think of is both of'em were about love..u loose it and you find it for the last tym......again.
so filmy stuff :|

good day

billi ka bachha bada ho gaya!!

Roland Garros......champions rolling over garros

nothing to write,feeling sad over exit of Maria Sharapova from this year's French Open..
:(
champions always seem to 'roll' over 'garros' in Roland Garros and thus this competition is the one which has always given many new superstars to Tennis,but one observed fact is(observer,of course being I) champions produced over the red soil are the champions of the clay court only and whn they compete the real master like The Federer and The Nadal and other legendaries,the Roland Garros champions suck...they really do. 1 example that is coming to my mind at this momment is of Gustavo Kuerten(but he doesn't suck..exception :P )who was very successful in clay court but could not continue his allure in the other courts..bas i'm no mood to write.
bye for now

title of an article in DT

"keeping a SAIF distance" ha ha ,on a (much awaited/expected) rift in Bebo-Saif realtionship

VERSUS or WEDS

After hearing so much of 'versus' in this season of cricketing mania,all thanks to I.P.L. ,'versus' sounds very much like 'weds' to my ears and this might not surprise me because the excitement has all in all 'wedded' the janta to their TV screens and stadiums.

Monitor going blank

Ques) Does ur monitor go blank..with CPU still 'ON' or there is some message on the blue screen?

Ans) I've encountered this problem a good many times and asked number of people regarding this issue.Sometimes i had to format my P.C. or clean up the RAM and try changing the RAM slot numerous times,i even tried removing the CMOS battery several times but this all was of little help.

The actual solution is to clean up the heat sink and remove any sort of dust in between the processor and the cooling fan,also check if the coolant above the processor has dried up,try get a new one..it cost 50 bucks.All you need to do is put it in between the sink and the processor.

This might not be the solution to all the problems of this kind ...but other people i consulted, those having the similar problem,this method worked perfectly for them
and for me too!!

End of spree

I'm bearded down today and thus more than a month long spree of going 'wild' came to an end...and also the beard i had grown over a month is gone :( aur toh aur mera 'dhoni hairstyle' ka sapna bhi sapna hi reh gaya :D ..shit..

Trauma over?? Is it ??

My exams got over yesterday,i wasn't sure of this until this morning when i ultimately came back to my senses after yesterday's exam session......last exam was that of Artificial Intelligence,huh and it went real bad...what sucks is,this time i knew the syll before hand,a very rare phenomenon though,but didnt prepare for the test until next day morning i.e. the day of exam. I reached coll at around 9:30am ,exam was frm 1:45 pm...what i thought was,given the syll for the test,I had enuf tym to prepare for it,what i really didnt notice was the fact that my brain was actively involved in too much of listening for a week now..listening to the content of the chapters of scheduled exams and my brain had already absorbed so much learning in this week that no new information entered my head...so when i reached coll....firstly i delivered a brief but knowledgeable lecture on the topic of Natural Language Processing (NLP)to Rahul first followed by rana then to gauri (gehani,gaurav) and amrita .
This was the only relevant chapter that i prepared out of 17 listed in the syll..the other one i prepared was PROLOG which i later came to know was not in the course,huh, a question did come in the exam from that topic.....i guess, for i answered a question using my knowledge of PROLOG ( my funda:: question kuch bhi ho...answer toh wahi hoga jo mujhe aata hai !! )

Newez.....Rana came to lab around 10 am, the night before exam we had decided to divide the topic amng ourselves and will teach each other today....rahul didnt prepare at all :) ..
so whn rana came he started with some topic called neural network which i was suppose to read....i tried but the thing didnt enter my head...saturated brain :( .. khair gauri came in as a blessing and enlightened us by fundas of neural networks followed by illustrious description of some heuristic search algorithms..10% of the thing entered my head... then rana delivered some lectures on learning and few other chapters till 1:20 pm.....and we were then asked to vacate the lab..while rana went to LT 1,I and rahul decided to move to some other lab in search of some more slides..'coz none of us was sure what we actually remember out of all the thing spelled to us...at 1:35 we came down and saw rana ...he taught us the topic of MINI MAX tree..which happened to be the our first ques in the test..i entered hall at 1:40....received the question paper.........1st ques MINIMAX!!!! happy me ....god bless RANA........whn i began to write the answer......i forgot the answer to the only ques i was sure that i know smthng in it...... :( all other sick questions were from other 12 topics that I, rana and rahul had left,considering unimportant. wat the hell!!! said I and began writing exam...i wrote watever was there in my head in any of the question I could....i need sm really gud marks in this to avoid getting bombed.
While i wrote shit in the answer sheet I missed two things in this exams the most..firstly, Puri darling and b) answers to any of the questions in the test.

other thing i missed was.......i'm not going to tell (khufiya hai !!), answer is known only to 'rollicking manic' (vj) ..hoping he'll comment (coded) whnever he reads this crap about the thing i missed....

the puri story is really interesting ...I will get to it smday very soon..keep waiting.


Well the exam........no......... read 'all exams' in place of 'the exam' went very bad. Our answer scripts will be shown frm 21st -24th this month.....hoping against hope :(