A Sleepless Night

It is the second time in a month that I had long sleepless night and most probably this is the one in which i really didnt get to sleep more than an hour.
Reasons for this are not very difficult to guess.I have to submit a training diary today anyhow,since it is the last day.I managed to get it signed and fetch a training certificate thus ending a week long trauma. But the trauma seems to continue till the time the diary is submitted. Well submission was far less troublesome compared to the tension over my First important task of ..something related to this spcl Sunday.I've to get this work done today beacuse tomorrow is the day of action.I need the help of God,since The Almighty has been with me,I expect his support in all good deeds I venture in and this one is good as well as important,indeed.

The Lame;The Boy

This image is taken from Barney's blog and seriously I didn't expect to find this graph at any other place but Barney's page. It is about Lameness Vs seriousness in relationship.
There is a story behind why I'm elaborating this graph and it goes like this.
Roughly 6 years ago,there was this boy writing his exam,Mathematics was the subject and there was the girl,his classmate,sitting in the next row.Test was quite simple as boy had worked really hard and thus cruising through the questions.He never really learnt the derivations(lameness of degree 1,and it monotonically increased) and preferred working them out or rather deriving them on his own than mugging.Since he was good in other sections so he finished every other question in 1.5 hours and he had 1.5 hrs more to do the derivation.
While he was busy doing the derivation wherein he got stuck many a times,he peeped into the girl's answer sheet,who was doing the same question.He saw the theorem the girl was proving and thought she's doing exact opposite of what the question has demanded and was really happy,almost jumped off his seat,thinking,while she'll score zero he'll score +3.
When the exam was over and everybody was discussing the answers,the moment of shock came,he realized that the theorem the girl was proving was the right one and it was he who did it in wrong way. (-3 for the lameness) what the eff!!
Same lame boy again happened to show his newly achieved height in lameness,he actually received a message saying 'happy friendship day' and in a hurry to read the content at once he read it as 'happy birthday' and again and again until in middle of night he realized that the message said 'happy friendship day'.Now,who would be so lame,to make a error like this :( .
Problem of misreading seems to have crept in, ha ha.

Well the story is over,now we'll study the graph.Hmm,the x-axis says seriousness in relationship,well THE boy is pretty much serious,but he's not in kinda 'relationship' .But we'll safely assume he's in . So........so as it is clear from graph HE'S lame,simple.
Happy ending ki waiting jaari hai. :)
Hope THE boy would have been less lame.
Amen
Good night.

"Germs are in the Air"

Today we had our first Linear algebra class.We were told about the slots for the tutorial sessions and other class schedule.After that there was this thing,discussed,which I had feared the most for 3 years of my academic life,from standard XI till 2005,until I got rid of it and today it was back to haunt me.The class started with the Simple pendulum example and various assumptions and the result were discussed,to reach to the conclusion that Simple things ain't that Simple.While sir was describing the example,I tried to recall the name of the funda I fear the most,'TSM,THM,TM..fudge,what the hell was its name'?I was still thinking of its name till sir said it ultimately,S H M ..SIMPLE HARMONIC MOTION.as soon as I heard it shiver ran through my body,with the question "Do I have to face this thing again!!??" .But I have decided that I won't let this fear get over me any day.

We moved further and discussed some Linearity principle,some vector spaces,other linear functions and function mapping.Attendance sheet was asked by the sir at the end of the class and sir said "Bhai,kisi ne kisi ki proxy toh nahi maari hai,mujhe aise kaam pasand nahi hain.Agar maine kisi ko pakad liya toh main uska achhe se ilaaj karta hoon. I'm very lenient with the academics and other thing but when it comes to discipline being rude and 'ruthless' is my claim to fame.It is quite compelling to see somebody reaching new heights using also also wrong methods.Wrong method could be anything like being selfish,cheat others and other famous duping techniques,but we are humans there is something within us that makes us different from animals and which certainly stops us from doing bad things,but I guess GERMS ARE IN THE AIR and that is why the 'disease' is not confined to one but has spread to many and continues to spread further.Giving you moral lessons is not my part of the job at this moment,with this question I leave you all"."Thank you sir",said I.There was murmur around as sir quietly walked off the class.pakaa daaala buddhe ne aaj,saala chu pata nahi kya bakwaas kar raha tha.Chu saalaI was still packing my bag,Joshi said,"Ye class itni achhi lag rahi hai kya,abhi aur baithna hai??".I said Nahi nahi,main bhi bas chal hi raha hoon,yahan baith ke kya karunga
and the day ended.

I am still wondering about the question,this happened earlier too,when the preplacement sessions were on in our college.We had the task of drawing our 'personality tree' and then discuss it in the class.Everybody there,wrote the same,the cliche or the classic "Honesty is the best policy" as the principle they believe in and follow..F**K!!! I did not see even single who wrote the line and had ever followed it.Even I did not,all the time but yes the sin was committed only few times that too,I guess unknowingly.I remained stick to my root at least!!
Germs are in the air.GOD,make me immune to them.
Amen

And the name is TAJ

Once again a piece of writing for the wonder movie "Rise of Taj" and the famously infamous,according to few,Taj Mahal BadalandaBad :D
ye movie abhi tak nahi dekhi??!!! arre dekh lo,humble request,main jaldi hi century poori karne wala hoon ye movie dekhne mein!! I'm in love with movie and DIALOGUES,aise dialoues hain iss movie k ki kya kahun. Charlotte(Lauren Cohan) is looking as good as ever and also brilliant performances by all the supporting actors makes this movie a a must watch.

Warning:: some explicit content and dialogues might upset the other sex,but they are few so nothing much to worry.

Enjoy Indian(Badalandabad) 'shagging groovy chicks' and Pip . ha ha

Error,By Mistake

I had this test today in T.I.M.E., AIMCAT 0915 as they call it.
On analysis of the test paper,as suggested,I found some really silly errors which have become part of my everyday life and guess what I'm so aware of it,but didn't do anything to deal with it.Some of them are as listed

a) 13x4 = 42; :)
b) 2^3 = 6;
c) "Find the contradicting statement to this statement" and I will search for the option that strengthens the statement;
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I guess everybody does so, I'm also one among everybody with a slight difference ,with few 'mistakes' a level above usual. I do it in my daily life,it is after 'the mistake' is done,I realize(most of time, after observing, evaluating, calculating and doing all those mathematical ____ing, in a constant loop) or sometimes made to realize that 'the mistake' is done and there is no room for confession,or,do I refrain myself from making one?I don't know!!
I would never really demand or wish any 'sorry'.Please pardon me if I skip saying so,I wish I never ever forget to say so,if needed.And this is one such word that disturbs me a lot.



I have thought of a fabulous title for the next blog but I'm not able to find the content for it,it is going to be really long I guess,wish,expect,hope,desire... :)
alasya mahagatha,the untold saga of laziness.


waiting for some day when I'll enough content to fill up the story and this page.Do suggest some ideas for these unwritten article.
This title is copyright protected,please DO NOT STEAL it.

Aloha

Reminder... :) :( :)

This is one such day when I was "blessed" twice, for I had chance to meet my school friends in a very close succession and also got the 'treatment' ;),or what is the better way to put it,the reminder/treatment.Well I guess this is one of the very very few good days I get to see,but I am not complaining as slightest hint of it seems a large bundle of joy,too big to handle and I can easily spend infinite time with these 'memoir' .


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Treatment,for my own words...
fudge!! for not able to fudge :(
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Hmmm, I had cool C.A.T. tips from Akhil today,which I needed the most after the magic 'negative' performance in recent test,about attempting the paper and then analyzing which I haven't done since the beginning of the test series.

Today, a very good looking ma'am took our R.C. class!! gosh,I skipped her previous class,damned me :( .. but aaj khuda meherbaan the shayad,bahut saare tareekey se ,main issi mein khush hoon,bas dua karta hoon aap aise hi meherbaan rahiye muhpe

allah haafiz
shabbakhair

"Ek anek"......awesome video

I could not wait till end of this month to post this awesome video,as soon as I found it..I was compelled to post it here,enjoy

mmmmmmmmmmmmm........mmmmmmmmm

It is the time when I have music all around, either I will have to be on song or face the music,
:"( ,this two months break from college passed just in as much time as taken by a flip of a finger.I gained weight for I binged tonnes of food stuff,traveled,slept for uncountable hours,watched and again watched same movies,till their disk space was no longer suitable for any other purpose and did lots of stuff and to my surprise all those things happened in damn Microseconds!!.Anyways,the "music" is the fucking training certificate that I have to get for the college people.huh,
my world for this week is going to be limited to exhaustive search of projects over the internet and then ........... whatever
lemme have some music

Something is burning

While i just logged into this page to write about something else i had this smell of something burning and I went into kitchen to check what was,exactly.It was milk,the beautiful black color of the pan says whole story,huh....I've to cook even.since morning I'm living on 3 semi cut pieces of Rolls and nothing else!! wow....but I'm hungry now :( .Having milk is the only option left if I have to rest my arse in peace for the night.

while i was online on Google Talk,the availability status of the people online,appeared 'poppins' style,I loved it.

and yes,an outré rather confession or whatever,I NEVER SAID IT (the L word),for years I had this notion and tried to convince others and myself too,but I never said it.Something is burning for sure.

Best video ever

It used to be aired on Doordarshan long back,I don't know about now,but thanks to VJ who downloaded this video for me,there is another classic video " ek chidiya,anek chidiya. The ek anek song,if possible then it will be posted by this month's end.
Good day

Torn Clothes

I don't know if I'm under some spell or what...but 3 clothes gone in 5 days,yesterday I lost my favourite blue shirt,one I love the most,yaaaaaaaar S H I T .
1 Kurta 5 days ago and a Bermuda short late at night :D .I don't know when will I be 'baptized' newaz I'm busy reading Chetan Bhagat's work at this moment.

Gud morning

b'day b'day b'day

आज मेरा जन्मदिन था अथवा है जो भी कहिये , यहाँ डाली जा रही कुछ तस्वीर उन्ही छडों की झलकियाँ हैं इसमें मैं कम और मेरे दोस्त ज्यादा दिखेंगे क्योंकि वही इन तस्वीरों के असली मालिक हैं । मैंने पूरी कोशिश की है कि सब लोग खूब मजे करें क्योंकि अब वो समय आ गया है जब सब लोग दूर दूर चले जाने वाले हैं कुछ महीनो में,मैंने कोशिश कि है कि कम से कम अलग होने से पहले कुछ ऐसा किया जाए जिसे याद करके सभी के चेहरे पे मुस्कान आ जाए।

काफ़ी बढिया दिन गुजरा आज का,वैसे इसकी शुरुआत कुछ ख़ास जबरदस्त नही रही,फ़ोन का दौर तो कल रात से ही शुरू हो गया था ,आज सुबह उठते ही मुझे याद आया कि आज मेरे कोचिंग सेण्टर में टेस्ट है, आनन् फानन में तैयार हो के मैं एक्साम देने पहुच गया,कुछ ख़ास तो नही पर तबाही लाने वाला टेस्ट था,मुझे तो कुछ भी नही आया . खैर मुझे वहां पे शाम तक रगडा गया फ़िर तैयार हो के अपने यार दोस्तों को बुलाया और पार्टी वगैरह की जिसकी झलकियाँ आप देख ही रहे होंगे,चलिए फ़िर मैं भी चलता हूँ,मैं १ साल और जवान हो गया शायद :)
शुभ रात्री ।

Countryside through my eyes

These are the snaps of my latest visit to the place where i hail from.