Fooled and ruled..

Gone are the times when you were the rulers...it ended with Bahadur Shah Zafar, you had your stint as the rulers, like every community had and now India is secular, but I think this is not so, especially during the polls. Every party is trying to woo the ~20% of the Indian population for their votes, which can be, mosty easily 'purchased' by meagrest offer. I have had enough of the shit heard during the recent polls in Delhi. Man!! all the douche bag, all of'em shouted like a mad dog with a irritating voice and issues like Batla House encounter, Babri Masjid, some construction related issues in the area just because the residents belong to a particular community. Not even one of the issues were related to living condition, education and other basic amenities and even if they (just)mentioned it was in the communal light. Wat the fuck!! I could hear cheerful claps after every pause in the 'venom' spit spree, well they could be(or are, generally) purchased, but the clap count was so large, it seemed that listeners believed in 'shit quanta' thrown to them.
It reminds of the time when encounter in Batla House took place. There was so much unrest in the locality, every now and then a unknown son-of-a-bitch would collect few of his worthless followers and some genius observers like me, he he , and question the whole encounter. I let them have their say, evrybody has freedom of speech here. I also thought speaker ans listerners are as illetrate as ass, so who cares. Next day when I reached to college, there is a guy in my batch who lives in the same area, he was questioning, like every other person in Batla House, "Police should have taken us into confidence, We should have been told what is going on, there is something more than what it looks, reality should come out" , I don't have any problem with the last part but, "We should have been told about the plan" !! really, you want plan? Then you must also ask for the method(style) I used to get your mother, son or why didn't you ask the terrorists, your ladies popped out off their filthy bags and hiding them in their homes, about the plan of bombing Delhi, you did not. The inspector died in the operation 'cleansing-the society' (as I call it) has recieved a national award for the exceptional bravery from prez and still these people are saying, they are the targets!!
A sincere request, do not get blinded by the speeches, howsoever good it may sound to you, you are not going to get the destroyed 'tomb' back, NEVER, all you'll looose is your precious votes. Congress won in Delhi because they did some work for the betterment of Delhi, I have seen it and enjoyed it( I have lost my metro-ginity recently).
Vote for change and not any religious party. Like those of your society there is this 'National' party who gets remimded of the holy sites once there are elections. No communal party can do good to you. Donot create Pakistan in India. One(or two) Pakistan has laready formed with the idea that Muslims can't be ruled by Hindus, see what its condition is today or see any other country in the middle east, either they are dying of huner(African countries), fighting with U.S. or under clouds of war. As I said you had your taste as rulers, but now do what gives you better life and donot get fooled by people who show concerns at the time elections only. We have to fight criminals and also communals.

Jai hind


[V] कृपया mind कीजिये [V]

It could (rather it will ) sound like a cliche but, I should be writing code at his moment, seriously. Just 2 day away from my presentation with not a single letter added to code presented last semster I'm jeopardising my engineering. Whenevr there is internet I'll do also sort of thing but work on my projct. Crying, lamenting or worrying is not the reason I'm writing this piece...I'm truly disgusted with a little surfing I did about Indian history.

The chain, as I remember started with 

Rusell Peters -> Anglo Indian -> Frank Anthony -> India -> Pakistan -> Peshawar -> Swat and I was already filled with enough digust to share some, over this place. One qustion lingering in my mind at this moment is, "Why the fuck, Pakistan had to part?" Yes 'they' do need a seperate place...and seriously that place is not earth. The way 'they' are breeding...ohhh!! God save earth from 'them'.  But that's not the issue. I'm least interested in getting the piece of land back. All I want is HISTORY to be returned to India. Whole region in Pakistan valleys and the tribes, they have most of the remains of ancient India. The memoirs of invasions , the most developed civilisation, buddhism, My God !! everything I love, is there. But ever since these things were 'gifted'  to Pakis, they made mess of it. Look at this page and see yourself, Swat then and now.

I remember when I had first studied the "Indus civilisation" in standard 8th. I was so deeply impressed by the whole thing that I wanted to become archeologist someday and be at the site myself. I had made the best project of my life on Indus civilisation, I did all possible research, looked through books and collected data, pictures and arranged them all in a file which was well decorated. I loved my work..I showed to Suvercha(my classmate) in 9th standard and she took it to her home and I guess never returned it :(  . Looking at the Swat page and Peshawar page brought back those meories and 'aryan' ( the central asian thing) grew in me. It's my history after all....

P.S. : The whole idea is slaughter 'these' bastards and end all problems once and for all,Did I just suggest genocide? Ohh yes I did. Kill 'them'. Selective misanthrope, hmm.

Let the beautiful world be beautiful, as C.V. says "This is the only planet with girls"  ;)

Fundoo Fundas

I was kids once..everybody was, no big deal, huh. When I was in standard 1 I had two fundas..both related to academics. One in Hindi and other in English. First the English funda.

Ques). Why did Shyam climb the tree? ( a sample question)

Answer). Shyam climbed the tree 'coz....

The funda(self derived) was whenevr I saw 'did' in the question, as I had observed, the answer had the verb in the past tense. This was the part I enjoyed a lot, the way things(language) worked. I remember whenevr a question with the 'did + verb' format appeared I enjoyed recalling the past tense of the verb and writng the answer, I was intelligent then.

Same class another story. My father used to pick me up during the exams and on the way back he always used to ask me how did I perform. Once there was this English dictation test, I even remember the score I got, 21/25 . Daddy asked me what all words were given to us and also what spelling I had written. There was this word, 'beautiful' I told him that I wrote some spelling of it and I'm sure I wrote it correctly but he knew I wrote the wrong spelling, just by the way I tried to answer the spelling. I could not fudge that time and I cannot fudge even now.

The Hindi funda. I was really troubled with the questions that contained the word nahi ,for example a question.

Ques). kya shyam ne XXX kaam nahi kiya?

Now I used to get baffled at question like this and always scored zero, no matter whatever way I wrote answers.I'm still confused about 'what was the confusion'?

ohh!! got the point..Confusion cleared. Actually the question was to be answered in one word. So the answer could be either haan/nahi. I used to write the factual answer, I mean, not what the question demanded but what the fact(s) implied, clear?? No, worry not it took me 17 years to realise this. Later I was told by my classmate, Mayuri, a true rote genius (that time) and Rank 1, about tackling question of this sort, I don't know if the advice was of any help.

These were the two fundas, one destructive other constructive. English funda was logically confirmed by Gurleen Ma'am in one of the English classes in standard 11th.

P.S. : I'm actively waiting for the retaliation( or the revenge). Louie is seriously hurt, I want to see the revenge in action.

Another cool funda, "fucking not mess with me" :)