Saturday, June 28, 2008

Missing RingO

It used to ring for me,once,alerting me for any calls/reminders/messages or so time to time..ever since I lost it,I miss it!! My phone :(

Friday, June 27, 2008

Big Big world!!

If you have not gone through the " chhoti si duniya" post i would suggest you to please go through that first,
I woke up at 6 am today and then was awake till 8 then again went to bed and got up at 12 noon and I had this dream,that might justify the title.

I was wearing no helmet and driving the bike and saw the traffic police officer at the side of the road and thus with fear of getting ticketed i took a U turn and tried to flee from the spot,but I was chased down by their Gypsy,with too many roads available to go (i mean too many choices,shouldn't the title be 'Paradox of choices' anyways)to all parts of the 'world',big world rather and thus i decided to leave the bike and run away and managed to escape,somehow,i guess,but I would like to mention this thing,

in Real life i have been ticketed twice
once I bribed,other time I had to pay the price
officers demanded Rs. 600
and I offered them them 100-300
the senile officer didn't listen to plea
and thus the whole sum had to be paid by me :(

suggestion:: Always wear a helmet or get ready to pay the "price"

Chhoti si duniya

This Tuesday I went to New Delhi Railway Station to drop my cousin,while I had nearly prefect idea to reach to the destination I wasn't sure of the 'path tracing',I'm pretty bad at it..to admit . After making him sit and waited for train to leave,with fuel indicator ready to hit zero,At 8 pm I decided to make the return journey an adventure and decided to retrace the path I used to reach destination..and initial 100 mtrs were cakewalk but then confusion increased so did my passion for the adventure and I decided to take any route at my will and will try to reach home,the only fear I had was if the fuel tank goes empty I might have to drag 100 Kg bike with me to the next fuel station. As I said initial 100 mtrs were cakewalk for I has some idea of it,as soon as I reached Connaught Place I forgot which left turn should I take and thus decided to go round and round and at random,will pick any of the left turn,driving at speed of 30 Km/hr at the left side of the road and looking at the buildings around for the purpose of a) finding my current location and b) to mark mark landmarks for my new path to reach home!! I was busy looking up and reached one turn where honking hooligans who were to turn left started honking and I had to take a left turn. I said o.k. as I was there for new path and thus a new path was taken and I took turns at my will and reached a place of which I had some idea,but wasn't sure so I used my intuition again and took a right turn and finally reached I.T.O. And from there I knew which road to take so adventure ended pretty soon,in 15 mins!! Once I knew the path it has to be adventure with the speed..so I raced my way back home to compensate for the time loss in adventure and by God's grace my fuel tank didn't go empty...One thing I concluded outta this 'trip' was that this world is too SMALL for me to get lost.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Headless bird



This is a snap of a headless bird i saw one night..I still wonder if it was headless of its head wasn't visible to me :)

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I had decided to do something related to CAT preparation tonight but i guess i am not destined to do this :) ... i saw this news half an hour ago and since then i have been guessing and figuring something that is either very simple to get or too complex to understand,but since i have figured out something of it..i guess it is simple to predict about the present situation in INDIA.
Gujjars disrupting railways and daily lives of poor Indians for what..RESERVATION..jackasses..silly people and now i must say if somebody minds I saying this.. it is a sincere request,please mind...but pity you,,how will you mind because you have no brain of yourselves to mind and that is why you and your silly gatherings have demanded reservation to reach to some positions which is “reserved” for talented and bright people,but this thing won't enter and strike anything within your head..you brainless people!!
And now there is this Sikh protest in Mumbai first and now in Punjab..waving swords and challenging I don't know whom? An insane follower of a GODMAN killled an innocent person at some place and there was this outburst of anger in form of protests and disrupting daily life of people :(
And the main target for the protest of Gujjars and of Sikhs were the railway tracks....why??Are people out of ideas of protest in Gandhi Land ?? And waving swords!!! I wish I had been DICTATOr at this moment..I suggest all the protesters to continue protesting in such a way such that people sympathise with them and stand with them in their movement and not forced live a miserable life for others' insane deeds..Aaaahhhhh the Thackrey(s) ohh how did I forget these ****ing troublemaker,who being “true Mumbaiwallah” I seriously hate this sick “MumbaiKar” term..so pathetic Maharashtrian ...isn't it Mr. Raj(ackass) Thackrey!!
I have one simple and straight question...”You didn't raise your voice ever..not even once till date..I reckon, about the issue of SUICIDE By Farmers In VIDARBHA region of YOUR MAHARSHATRA and people who committed suicide were your(mine too,being an Indian) own MAHARashtra people.” may i have the liberty of asking you WHY? You arranged masses in your rallies and the array of fools attended it too and listened and followed your spelled shit..but you did not arrange people to collect funds and help people suffering in your region. Your uncle too suggest Hindus to form suicidal squads..I suggest to The Big T(hackrey) to start this noble job from his doorstep and collect his family members to form one and stop suggesting Dorks about What should they do,right??
This Vidarbha thing is compelling me to mention this point too..OUR Honorary Minister Mr. Sharad Pawar ,I don't remember his ministry..watever that is. He also happens to be the chairperson of one of the richest sports body in the world,B.C.C.I.,is the M.P. from (most of the time)drought struck Vidharbha region and did not care to give a “grain” (of gold) for dying people of the region that made him what he is..
I am seriously ****ed up writing this and I seriously don't know how I am typing this because at this moment I'm in very angry state and really a bit of anything that disturbs me will put my monitor in the most vulnerable position(it is indeed in one of that position)!!

SO where was I,hmm the sikh protest..and now the darjeeling is burning under demand of Gorkhaland.
Huh..I guess Indian diversity is now more of a problem for India than a matter of pride.
Nagas demand seperate Nagaland..rather an new country..independent of India,
In Manipur protest broke 2 years ago,regarding misbehavior of policemen,so they might raise their voice for new separate country,anyhow these 7(or5) sister states of North East India are generally aloof of any activity happening in INDIA.
Assam is demanded by BODO/ULFA activists..sikkim and Arunachal are already being claimed as Chinese territory by China(more about it some other time) the southern belt considers north Indians as the Aryans from Central Asia who invaded “their” country India and pushed them down south.so the (not so surfaced)“hatred” exists between North-South “poles” of India.Greater than 1/3 of India is suffering from Naxalite movement..which started at a small village in West Bengal Naxalbari and since then it is ever expanding.J&K is already under question at world stage...Are we proud of this diversity??


I had planned to write something else and wrote something that I had planned to write 2-3 weeks back.
Actual content was supposed to be about the smart move by CONgress and Left..which recently coined the issue of Nuclear Deal at this moment of high inflation rate to tactfully divert the attention of Media from the issue of rising price and sail through this “tough” time without getting much criticized over the issue at least in Media and thus avoid people's voices to reach their ears. Future events as prophesied(by me of course)are.. after few months this CONgress govt. will go ahead with the deal..Left will withdraw the support,government will fall and everyone is happy..atleast the politician will be...for congress will demand people's vote for the Nuclear deal that has happened because of their effort,Left after enjoying 5 years in “power” will seek vote for their sincere effort in nagging Government at every step,BJP will have issue of price rise and thus every other Blood sucker neta and neta's party.

It seems a hopeless situation....That is y i was demanding a dictator!! I'm ready to BE ONE

Sunday, June 15, 2008

To ma'am,with love

the day was someday :D ..this Wednesday we all met ..we included Akhil,Guneet,Faiz, Namit,Hemant and I...so there was this topic of discussion,our favorite teacher Mrs. Dubey(GOD!! what was her first name) newaz, and came back all those golden memories of her..the syllabus seeking salvo from us :D in every class and she 'patiently' answered our queries and thus in every class we gained quality 10 mins of fun..she used to take pain of carrying 5-6 books with her and never opened any in any of her class..still trying to figure out why did she carry her 'library' with her.

Anyone of us:: "Ma'am computer Science ka syllabus kya hai ?"
Mrs. Dubey : "15 marks ka output finding ka question aata hai...woh toh tum kar hi loge asaan hota hai,fir 10 marks ka error finding ka aata hai..asaan hi hai toh tummhare 10 ismein aa gaye aur kya hota hai..........haan boolean aaaalzeeebhra bahut
easy hai 10 marks ka aata hai..woh bhi aa gaye baaki programming.. woh toh main tumko itna kara DUNGA ki tumhare number aa hi jayenge"..and we all were happy with the idea of scoring prefect 100 in CS paper!!while she sincerely dictated the syllabus for Nth time..we giggled in mean tym and never worried to listen to her as we had with us, her faithful and sincere student whom Mrs. Dubey called "Dikhya" :D (Diksha was her actual name) and we(or i guess I) had more studying hours with Dikhya compared to wat i had with Mrs. Dubey.

there were several incidents that I would love to mention and I will

1) She was really very 'happy' / 'impressed' with Tim (timothy)
Once in booolean AaalzeeBhra class ..he proved some law wrong and went to Dubey ma'am to show his result..ohh nahi...he told ma'am from his place about the research he has made and proven a law wrong..ma'am called him to the blackboard and asked him to display his findings and as soon as he started writing she yelled at him " ye kya kar raha hai tum...aise hota hai..itna bhi nahi aata" then faced towards us and said "isko dekho..kya kar raha hai...boolean mein 0 and 1 ki jagah decimal digit use kar raha hai" and finally asked him to leave the class..Timothy obliged the order and moved out of class without saying a word to which ma'am said "dekho isko 1 baar kaha aur ye class k bahar chala gaya,Sorry bhi nahi bola" and some other funny things...Fuck i don't remember then anymore

2) I could not complete my project in class XII to my "satisfaction" and i needed marks badly, so i decided to sit with Mrs.Dubey after school hours in the lab and seek some help and discussions about the project....she helped me in the best possible way she could..she used to delete the line I wrote and rewrite same thing and compile the program, every time,it showed no error(there was no error prior to these 'Herculean efforts of her's too!!) and she used to say "dekha,aise hota hai",I always nodded in agreement.Once,while the 'two' brain were actively involved in "debug da bug" spree,a pop up appeared with a sexy semi nude girl dancing on the monitor with Mrs.Dubey having a keen look at it..i certainly dropped something...my jaw!!, and with aghast look on my face i said "ma'am ismein pata nahi kaisa virus hai,bar bar ye popup aa jata hai" to which she said "hmm" and that is all,narrow escape!!!

3) We were doing our regular business in the comp sc. class,i.e. everything other thing except studies,which in my college lingo is called 'bakhaiti' or 'bakar',Namit was sitting in the next row and was swinging his seat and a noise similar to one
while farting,came and either I or someone from our group said "Namit kya chhod raha hai?",while it was said cautiously,Mrs.Dubey heard the statement and asked " ye chhodna kya hota hai??" We together were desperately trying to find a way out of
this situation and thus unanimously chose Sannu(Gourav khanna) the "bali ka bakra" and tried to mess up the thing but the determined Ma'am asked us again " ya toh tum mujhe batao ki chhodna kya hota hai ya fir main Gaur ma'am ko bulata hoon"
I don't remember whether she called Gaur ma'am or not but the thing ended with some 'good' words for *+Namit and Sannu,another narrow escape.

4) She praised Kasturia in one class for a quality 30 mins, for precise and well written answers,while Kasturia didn't give the exam!!

5) she said to class XI ppl that "ye hemant mere paas aa k gidgidaya tha,tab ja k ye pass hua hai",to which Hemant and I looked at each other and he said "main kab gaya iske paas?" :D


*+Namit was always targetted by ma'am at one event or the other, two such target phrases were
a) Namit toh jalebi ki tarah ekdum seedha hai...at this ultimate pathetic joke we laughed like moron
b) Namit toh aisa ladka hai ki nursery k bachhe k haath se patty chheen k kha lega.

Each day with her was fun filled but i don't remember most of'em..if any of you reader(s) remember any, pls pls pls post it.

ThaNK YOU ma'am for all your wonderful teachings and there is this one very good teaching that I still use and implement
---Whenever tensed,have a glass to Juice(preferably Citric),it has helped me many a times.

And last but not the least of course is:: Dubey Ma'am is in London these days!!! (according to my underground sources and undercover agents) any latest whereabouts of her if known,do let me know and be a part of MY GANG!!

ciao

Monday, June 9, 2008

Rise of Taj

i should seriously think of becoming a movie analyst beacuse these days i'm doing less of anything else but movie watching and giving my 'expert reviews' about them here(utilising MY space)..but the movie i'm going to talk about is not an ordinary movie..it is indeed an enlightening movie....and journey is very long to attaint enlightenment as it took about 20+ watching of this movie to realise the fact that this is not an ordinary movie.It has 'taught' me,everytime,a new 'concept' and that is what has helped me to keep clinging to this movie and all thanks to this movie "Roadtrip" I saw moments ago,to realise a fact from 'Rise of Taj' and I got a new funda...the fraternity name "Cock and Bulls" ,great!!! I had the hint of it(the funda) but picture became clearer with the help of dialogue from the 'Roadtrip' hmmmm...this(blog) is to be used as a reminder to me about 'the fact'.

this piece of shit ends here,good day

Season 1-2 Vs Season 3

I am talking about "How I MEt Your Mother"....where season 1-2 were awesome,seaSON 3 seems like "wat the eff?" In season 1-2 Robin looked so great, Barney's dialogues were awesome(legendary) and what do i have in season 3....firstly a gap over a month or even longer(because of writers' strike across US) then pathetic showing up of Britney!!
Britney in spec!!! wat the eff!! she's so great and yet in that A__ (wat the hell was her name in that episode)role she looked like shit in those pair of glasses and then the worst thing(or the best,I can't decide) Robin made out with Barney..in episode 17,huh.Even Robin is no longer looking so great and Barney's dialogues,they are not as alluring as they were in season 1-2.. 5 more episodes to go in this season and i have to wait for a duration longer than a month to see them..but certainly the quality has deteriorated over a period..Hope for the best!!

God!!!!! I have been doing quite a lot of HOPING these days(years for that matter)

the List

i did everything that i could possibly do in a day..except for few :P
i watched movie,played games,STUDIED (though i was forced to in my coaching center),
PREPARED GOOD food ;) ,tafri,biking sab kuch kar liya yaar aaj toh!!...after itna sab kuch kar k,i've decided to prepare a list of names of my classmates and their 'actual' names..though we still have a year to go before we part but we are actually 'parted' beacuse of different electives that we chose..khair this is becoming thoda padhai wala stuff(mahaul)...i must start with my task:

1) Chandan Kumar Verma..._ _ _3401......Chandu,CV,Chandan
2) Avijit Dixit.........._ _ _3402......Dixit,___________
3) Lanka Yeshwanth Kumar._ _ _3403......Lanki,Lankeshwar
4) Kushal Gupta.........._ _ _3404......kisaan,gupta ji,kushal
5) Sakshi Bhargava......._ _ _3405......Lady,Inspector,bachhi
6) Rahul Singh Dhariwal.._ _ _3407......Rahul,Truck driver
7) Sarfaraz Nayyar......._ _ _3408......Sarfu,surf
8) Gaurav Gehani....._ _ _3409......Gauri,Gehani,Google,GOS,Gauri Gehani
9) Varun Mittal_ _ _3410......Aadamkhor,janwar,MAMU,jungali,aatankwaadi
10)Vaibhav Jain.........._ _ _3411......VJ,bhaiya ji
11)Yatin Kumar Goyal....._ _ _3412......Teen pet,Tin Tin
12)Anusha Veeravalli....._ _ _3413......Naxal babe (though called once)
13)Yuvraj Garg..........._ _ _3414......Maithun(mithun) ,doggy,kutta
14)Vaibhav Gupta........._ _ _3415......Pappu
15)Adusumili Amrita......_ _ _3416......A(ye).Amrita
16)Vaibhav Sharma........_ _ _3417......Nanga
17)Deepanshu Bansal......_ _ _3418......Cock
18)Madhur jain..........._ _ _3419......maddiee,chikki
19)Adarsh Chandrakar....._ _ _3420......bidi,patakha factory
20)Abhishek Rao.........._ _ _3421......Rao,Guruji
21)Gaurav puri..........._ _ _3422......galoot,zehrila,puri
22)Mayank Rana..........._ _ _3423......Rana,jehadi
23)Chitresh Vaid........._ _ _3425......krrish
24)Abhishek Ghosh........_ _ _3427......ghosh babu,mickey
25)Ankit Agrawal........._ _ _3428......ankal(uncle)
26)Aditya Mohan.........._ _ _3429......addie mohan,dude(doodh)
27)Samiksha Sharma......._ _ _3430......sam,sami,cheetah
28)Anik Biswas.........._ _ _3442......bakwaas
29)Konark Joshi........._ _ _3584......Joshi

[*Initial 3 digit have been intentionally omitted because they can be used for checking academic results and other 'Khufiya' informations (mostly disciplinary charges :D ) in JIIT's website. *]

naam dekh lena yaar,kahin galti na ho,,, i guess list is complete!!
main bhi thak gaya hoon,soney chalta hoon.gunnie

Sunday, June 8, 2008

I'm happy

i'm happy for Kate(very very cute lady..cutest i must say) i'm happy for Cameron,i'm happpy for Jude law..and i'm certainly talking about the movie "The Holiday" which i had just finished watching...very good movie,very good.
i have few more to watch but there is this TIME class in another 2 hrs so i have to get ready for it...by the way i also saw "the Notebook" quite a few days back,that too is a great movie..and i'm kinda inspired by Noah...and had previously(and have)grown beard...but now i have decided to shed the 'bush' (deciduous bush indeed):D ..

hey,point to note..both of the movies were quite same in totality ........well writing the previous line i did think of something ..but only similarity i can think of is both of'em were about love..u loose it and you find it for the last tym......again.
so filmy stuff :|

good day

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Roland Garros......champions rolling over garros

nothing to write,feeling sad over exit of Maria Sharapova from this year's French Open..
:(
champions always seem to 'roll' over 'garros' in Roland Garros and thus this competition is the one which has always given many new superstars to Tennis,but one observed fact is(observer,of course being I) champions produced over the red soil are the champions of the clay court only and whn they compete the real master like The Federer and The Nadal and other legendaries,the Roland Garros champions suck...they really do. 1 example that is coming to my mind at this momment is of Gustavo Kuerten(but he doesn't suck..exception :P )who was very successful in clay court but could not continue his allure in the other courts..bas i'm no mood to write.
bye for now