The Lame;The Boy

This image is taken from Barney's blog and seriously I didn't expect to find this graph at any other place but Barney's page. It is about Lameness Vs seriousness in relationship.
There is a story behind why I'm elaborating this graph and it goes like this.
Roughly 6 years ago,there was this boy writing his exam,Mathematics was the subject and there was the girl,his classmate,sitting in the next row.Test was quite simple as boy had worked really hard and thus cruising through the questions.He never really learnt the derivations(lameness of degree 1,and it monotonically increased) and preferred working them out or rather deriving them on his own than mugging.Since he was good in other sections so he finished every other question in 1.5 hours and he had 1.5 hrs more to do the derivation.
While he was busy doing the derivation wherein he got stuck many a times,he peeped into the girl's answer sheet,who was doing the same question.He saw the theorem the girl was proving and thought she's doing exact opposite of what the question has demanded and was really happy,almost jumped off his seat,thinking,while she'll score zero he'll score +3.
When the exam was over and everybody was discussing the answers,the moment of shock came,he realized that the theorem the girl was proving was the right one and it was he who did it in wrong way. (-3 for the lameness) what the eff!!
Same lame boy again happened to show his newly achieved height in lameness,he actually received a message saying 'happy friendship day' and in a hurry to read the content at once he read it as 'happy birthday' and again and again until in middle of night he realized that the message said 'happy friendship day'.Now,who would be so lame,to make a error like this :( .
Problem of misreading seems to have crept in, ha ha.

Well the story is over,now we'll study the graph.Hmm,the x-axis says seriousness in relationship,well THE boy is pretty much serious,but he's not in kinda 'relationship' .But we'll safely assume he's in . So........so as it is clear from graph HE'S lame,simple.
Happy ending ki waiting jaari hai. :)
Hope THE boy would have been less lame.
Amen
Good night.