I'm Indian

I am a proud Indian..ceratinly I am. I inherit every quality that an Indian has..from this great great soil and of course from my parents. Qualities as in..
a) I'm most interested in nailing 'Pakis' 24/7 .
b) I'm generous as 'every' Indian.
c) I love cricket.
d) I'm lazy..as lazy as Indian government that delays everything from:

• Going for a nuclear deal.
• Delay over security issues, basically this is the main idea that is the source of the blog. I had read a newspaper article this morning over construction of road along the border. While China can march to the very border with all their arms and ammunitions through well constructed and connected roads and Indian guys( soldiers I mean) will have to treck the mountains to have a piece of 'assholes'. Situation on the other parts of the border is no different. Hmm.. as my great government has ample time to waste before it surges into action regarding the masses that elect them, I too waste most of the time before i swing into action. Be it the project..whatever semester it doesn't matter, I'm a proud engineer too.ng any work for that matter.

There are many other things that I inherit from India..but my bad bad memory,damn it.

P.S. : The ordering is not according to prefrences..though point number 1 will be always be number 1.

Peccavi

Past few days have been pretty 'rocking' not in fun way but otherwise. I was not in my mind for most of the time so neither my activities nor my words did any good to me. I uttered shit,I broke my resolution which I had kept for almost an year (7th Jan '08-21st Dec '08) . This reolution was quite funny and more of idiotic types as Rana puts it and amusing as I see it but it was a serious,serious resolution. 

I'm superstitious,yes I'm that made me keep this resolution.Although I hadn't fixed any time frame for the resolution.. I BROKE IT , yesterday .

Is it such a big thing to keep such a resolution I do not think so but I believe in it for the fact that

a) I'm superstitious.

b) I loved the movie where similar kind of resolution was made.

Uttering shit part has been totally eclipsed by this resolution breaking thing...but since that 'spoken shit' issue is quite 'over' I do not need to bother about that. There are many deeds to be done. I do not care who puts them in what category of activity in terms of good or bad rather sin or good deed.

I need to feel good because I can sense,see,feel the good. I did not rain in this month...God is with me.

Reasoning sucks...Rain pours!!

I had JMET exam last sunday and had my reasoning not been so poor I would have made 
it to some IITs ..but no hope for the moment.

NOTE:: Prev line is there to give some meaning to the title otherwise it's bogus.

I have pretty important task lined up and lets see how do I fare in that.

One  Reasoning Question:

"When I meet her,it will rain"  

Draw all possible conclusions and mention it in comments. While I reason with GOD over raining on THE MEETING DAY.
I hope God's with me on this.
take care
Jai Ram ji ki

CAT'08 - my predictions

While many Gurus have not been able to correctly predict whatCAT pattern could be and many of them have already advised us not to waste time in doing the same.But did follow their advice till date but now..CAT is almost here and following are my predcitions....

a) Number of question > 120 or about 150

b) FIB with jumbled words

c) D.I. involving Rocket Science concepts ~ test taker community will have nightmares bout DI for        many nights to come.

This thing is in form of a blog..for me to check how did I fare in this job of predicting the Unpredictable. I hope I'll do good.

Adios Amigos

CAT prep..it's on!!........really!!??

2 more days to CAT'08..exam which 2.83 lakh people from India will write with the aim of getting into IIMs..I am one among the lakhs.As expected I enrolled with an institute that prepares student for CAT...got my thing done(tuition) for 10 months and now D day is here to knock the door.
How am I doing..about CAT and life few days before that?Well I donot know..Just now I have quickly revised my concepts about 'How I met your mother'..watched movies for the past 2-3 days and googled a pretty lot of stuff.These are the things that suit nerds who have actually worked hard in final months of preparation and now need to do somethings to chill out.Then why am I doing these thing?I need to give exam in the most relaxed state of mind,I guess this is the reason.

I didnt do much for the prep thing neither my scores in the mock tests are high enough to raise any hope..but still it's the performance on the D day that matters..and I'm optimistic about it beacuse fortunes overturn that day...TRUE STORY.
I haven't written here for a long time now..almost a month. I have few posts lined up in draft..may be after CAT I'll post it.

I wanted to mention one thing..GOOGLE ROCKS!! it does and it will always rock..it makes it so easy for me and I guess for everybody in searching things.I found the actual episode I was looking for in seconds over GOOGLE than moving over 'pits' in the VCD with my 'rusted' CD lens..getting it?? What I meant was GOOGLE ROCKS buds!!
Njoy and readers---Pls wish me luck for this 16th and rest of life.
God bless ya



God I'm so bad at para jumbling...I know why :D

Generic Mums

"Mother of elections is just 2 days hence" is the 'breaking news' and the only news other than Kumble's retirement from test cricket,the whole lot of news shows are filled with.

The 'idea' is America being mother of everything,be it the missile or machines or most wanted terrorist Osama..[Obama against Osama, ha ha].Few instances of the mother U.S. are:

a) Americans(and U.S. of course) rule world economy. U.S. is the epicenter of every major economic changes taking place,once it goes down other feel the heat too,like we are and the rest of world is at this moment.

b) U.S. concieved(being 'mother') the terror man Osama.

c) Cluster bomb, 'mother of all bombs' is the one of the essential components of U.S. artillery.

 

that was th part with Obama and his U.S.A.  .

There is this 'generic mom' in our college too and also she is my panel member in project evaluation. They name her with this title as she uses 'bachche' a kid word quite frequently in class irrespective of year she teaches, I mean freshman or final year 'kids' . She's not above 30 but still 21-22 year adults are her 'bachche' .

These were few generic moms I have noticed recently.