Sunday, February 15, 2009

A.T. & T.

It's not about the computing giant AT & T , it's a tale which has characters A.T. ,  T. , A.S. and of course A.R. (me). Few days prior the Valentine's day, I happened to talk to A.T. and I was asked a very regular question, "Who is your valentine?". I intially started with the denial that there is none but then I thought of a name T. and uttered it. I didn't think of any logic before I said the name but 'reflection' to the incident did give a logic. A.T. knows almost everybody I know except for few people from F.A.P.S. ( Frank Anthony) so T. was the obvious best choice. I used to study in FAPS where T. was my senior, that is all about T. . Since then, the time I said the name T, A.T. has been mocking me asking about my everyday plan with T. and how did I spend special day with T. Since no realtionship with T. exists other than her existence in my friendlist on Orkut,  there is/was no question of spending the day with her.
How did A.S.(s) get into this?? Well he is one of the best buddies I have. A.T.  shared the T. secret with A.S. and wrote a scrap asking about T. of course and asked him to check the T. funda with me.
This guy is a geni-ass(genius), I told him the story, the true one about T. but since he is a geni-ass he wrote a scrap with all his creativity to A.T. . I hope A.T. gets the joke, the first one by me about T. and the other from A.S. .

A.T. as you know, there is NO T. !!!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

I'm.....

I'm so very fcuking confused over......,over a lot of stuff, a lot. A few very decisive and others very regular,huh. A week ago I had to face the question of a lifetime and it's not the first time that I had faced this question, what pissed me off was.....AGAIN, the same thing, what the eff !!!

I'm Cancerian..yes I'm and believe me..during hard times 1 thing I take refuge of is Astrology.It's a confidence booster(mind it Ma'am,whose English sucks far more than that of mine) . Hmm..as I look through the astrology chart and do my 'compatiability survey' , results makes me gloomy most of the time. It's already hard in real life to get the love and these star above are making things far more difficult.I'm cancerian world!! the best breed amongst the humans..why aren't things simple for me or if not simple then why are they so comlplex!!

I'm the person who HATES LIES, I HATE LIES,getting it the 'pageant winners' ,the dorks and normal human being if any left(except for few friends I have)!!! Despite of repeating the very fact all I get to hear is lies..the fucking lies and the dumbass liars believe that I'm one such moron who'll believe whatever they say. I didn't get the note tattooed over my forehead or anywhere that "Lie to me" but I did write everywhere on www "DO NOT LIE" but ye world hai na world..yahan do kism k log hotey hain ek jo pyaar se baat maan jaatey hain aur doosre jinko baat samjhaane k liye laat ka istemaal zaruri ho jaata hai, I'm dealing with a lot of people of category 2.

I'm not the master of anybody,not even the advisor..so DO NOT RUN to me for advice,pls I suck at this job.

I had talked to my best man last night...more on this, later.

I regret most of my act regarding the lady love when I had lost her(Everybody is wise after the incident) .True story. But then what's the better way to react to the situation at the instant , it just slips the love ,the tongue and many other things at the crucial moment.SIGH..
I don't know ....lets see,I don't want to loose you.

Monday, January 19, 2009

I'm Indian

I am a proud Indian..ceratinly I am. I inherit every quality that an Indian has..from this great great soil and of course from my parents. Qualities as in..
a) I'm most interested in nailing 'Pakis' 24/7 .
b) I'm generous as 'every' Indian.
c) I love cricket.
d) I'm lazy..as lazy as Indian government that delays everything from:
  • Going for a nuclear deal.
  • Delay over security issues, basically this is the main idea that is the source of the blog. I had read a newspaper article this morning over construction of road along the border. While China can march to the very border with all their arms and ammunitions through well constructed and connected roads and Indian guys( soldiers I mean) will have to treck the mountains to have a piece of 'assholes'. Situation on the other parts of the border is no different. Hmm.. as my great government has ample time to waste before it surges into action regarding the masses that elect them, I too waste most of the time before i swing into action. Be it the project..whatever semester it doesn't matter, I'm a proud engineer too.ng any work for that matter.

There are many other things that I inherit from India..but my bad bad memory,damn it.

P.S. : The ordering is not according to prefrences..though point number 1 will be always be number 1.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Peccavi

Past few days have been pretty 'rocking' not in fun way but otherwise. I was not in my mind for most of the time so neither my activities nor my words did any good to me. I uttered shit,I broke my resolution which I had kept for almost an year (7th Jan '08-21st Dec '08) . This reolution was quite funny and more of idiotic types as Rana puts it and amusing as I see it but it was a serious,serious resolution. 

I'm superstitious,yes I'm that made me keep this resolution.Although I hadn't fixed any time frame for the resolution.. I BROKE IT , yesterday .

Is it such a big thing to keep such a resolution I do not think so but I believe in it for the fact that
a) I'm superstitious.
b) I loved the movie where similar kind of resolution was made.

Uttering shit part has been totally eclipsed by this resolution breaking thing...but since that 'spoken shit' issue is quite 'over' I do not need to bother about that. There are many deeds to be done. I do not care who puts them in what category of activity in terms of good or bad rather sin or good deed.

I need to feel good because I can sense,see,feel the good. I did not rain in this month...God is with me.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Reasoning sucks...Rain pours!!

I had JMET exam last sunday and had my reasoning not been so poor I would have made 
it to some IITs ..but no hope for the moment.

NOTE:: Prev line is there to give some meaning to the title otherwise it's bogus.

I have pretty important task lined up and lets see how do I fare in that.

One  Reasoning Question:

"When I meet her,it will rain"  

Draw all possible conclusions and mention it in comments. While I reason with GOD over raining on THE MEETING DAY.
I hope God's with me on this.
take care
Jai Ram ji ki

Saturday, November 15, 2008

CAT'08 - my predictions

While many Gurus have not been able to correctly predict whatCAT pattern could be and many of them have already advised us not to waste time in doing the same.But did follow their advice till date but now..CAT is almost here and following are my predcitions....

a) Number of question > 120 or about 150
b) FIB with jumbled words
c) D.I. involving Rocket Science concepts ~ test taker community will have nightmares bout DI for        many nights to come.

This thing is in form of a blog..for me to check how did I fare in this job of predicting the Unpredictable. I hope I'll do good.

Adios Amigos