Radhey Guru Maa

What a name! So divine..So pure and indeed it has very much to do with the appearance. Look at the stunning beautiful product of 'Indian Baba Factory'. I don't care whether she has undergone some plastic sugeries and face upliftment and other procedures, she is hot!

The first time I saw her hoarding, on my way back from offfice, near Andheri station, jaws dropped! More so on finding the name her contact person..Talli baba. Super fundoo!

I'm dying to meet her.

Outcasts

I guess being outcasts is the fortune of tester, or probably my current work is the one making me believe this. Being cursed for asking (same) doubts, as they say, we refrain ourselves from going to them.
Brimming with anger at the response I get, I can totally send Tonsil girl's face flying into pieces with a knock.
Fuck!! but that's not how thing works. It's a professional world. Things are to be done with hell lot of mannerism. One can't be rowdy. That's what I don't like. I have issues, how to ask them with a smile on my face while my intention is to screw them all big time is what I have to learn. I'm not good at it and I'm a bad learner at picking up these 'smart' tricks.
This is yesterday's tale, having received a blunt reply from the 'poop scoop' I was filled with anger. I was staring at my monitor, without idea what I was looking to, Sud sir came by and said..'Abhi sun k le ye sab..bas yaad rakh usne jo bola. Unko unki aukaat dikhani hai'. Jha girl came along sir , she also chipped in..'yaar tu jo udhar sunta hai..udhar hi chhod k aa'. She had a valid point.
I'm still pissed with the poop show but yes I need to fuck them with my scripts. I won't be a self proclaimed 'outcast' any more!

Being unproductive

I wish I had noted down my thoughts at soem place so that I did not have to ponder over the topics I should write once I landed up this page. Since I have landed up and I have to write something..how about my day at office!? Idea does not seem so bad!
Any day in office can't be complete without Dholak's story. Dholak is one fat ass dumbo(thus named Dholak by me) who by designation is senior to me but in brains a nursery kid might be a good contender for her. She comes to office for 2 reasons only. First being to pee and secondly to piss off everybody else in the team but one, retard overacting Cutie, the beauty.All the time I had heard stories about her missing hours and her awesome English language. Although Dholak deserves far more words for desciption going by her size(figure) and magnitude of 'work' she does, I'm sorry but I have other less important people to discuss. Basanti, the attitude girl has 2 Dhanno and 2 Dhanna(stallion). Our TL has been rechristend as the Lord, btw. She is the best TL I have ever seen, as said by Jha girl and I'm in full agreement to it. Today Badey papa, us(the L* guys), Basanti and Lord had come to the bay and we had a discussion over our binary count performance. Basanti as expected showed full attitude and gave me some tips on common sense, which according to Dhanno 1, I'm lacking. Lord did not contribute much to the discussion, she is not well actually. We reached to conclusion in a cool and calm way. I had thought it would be one hell of a 'war'. I'm learning the art of negotiation I guess.
We had some server issue in phoren land, so we had not work. What could have been done was not done. I don't the reason. Time in the office passes like anything. I fail to remember the time spent in various activities in office. I do have lots of work and at the end of the day I don't have any work to show. This is a mystery.
Carnival is being planned out next Friday! Quite surprisingly I'm in. Penguin girl persuaded enough to convince me to take part. Fashion show!! dude!! C'mon man! Alright..yes I'm in, I said.
Let's see how it goes..there is an audition(prelims) to be cleared. One of the judges is also a participant from out team, so audition should be a cakewalk[and a catwalk ;) ].
My end of the day was awesome as well as awful. While I was playing catch-catch with Cutie the beauty, my wrong throw brought Lord Ganpati down from Jha girl's monitor. Shaken and shocked I said sorry to Jha girl first and then to Lord Ganpati. Dholak was in the call with Amma. After the 'disaster' i.e. seeing Ganpati fall, there was a 'chaos' and Dholak missed some key points from the call, which she was anyways not paying heed to. After the call was over Cutie walked up to Dholak, asking "Is the call over?". This triggered Dholak's accusition salvo. Though she loooked at her pet, Cutie her accusitions and complaints were directed to me. A bit was directed towards to Jha girl too. She retaliated quickly and strongly, to which Dholak had no answer. While Dholak, the jackass was shouting(in the bay) I moved to one corner with my partner L* master, savouring 5 star we received as a treat. Having pissed big time, L* master, Jha girl and I moved to cafe to curse Dholak more.
I had thought to complete some of the work from home and let Dholak know of my status by 8pm, I had left early today, been in office for just 10 hours. To complete my work I had swithed on the computer, only to find that Dholak has already sent the status to Amma and her chelas. I had no option left but to praise Dholak's work here and about my unproductive day in office.

Disaster..

It's been long since I scribbled here. My last post was about our bad days at work..but today table seems to ahve turned and so are our days. This week seemed to productive enough to make us eligible for an 'accolade', a mail.
Now samething about this post. Title of this post is derived from a statement that Neha Dhupia had made sometimes back. "I'm neither a delight nor a disaster" when asked about her cooking skills. I was impressed with her answer so much so that whenever I was asked the same question, I replied the same. My evening today in kitchen was a disaster, not the preparation but the taste. Being inspired by Karthik who had coooked zillions of dishes today, some stuffed as in 'Bharwa baigan', chicken, which were marinated in curd and awesome looking ingredients and sambhar, the regular dish and one another, I took the job of preparing my food for dinner. I went to market got chicken and onion, devoted my time and effort for the food, which didnt taste impressive. I was not supposed to add water to it, but having feared of buring the chicken I added some and I guess that worsen the taste. Spices and all didn't penetrate chicken pieces and all I had was watery gravy,less on salt, one side and taste less, properly cooked chicken one side. Good enough for stomach, bad enough for taste buds. I had to had it all because there seems to be some problem with our fridge. It was good 650+ gms chicken and I had it with another 250+ gms rice. My belly is about to burst, I sense. I'll have to have a Thums Up, probably that would make me feel better.
I had lot more points to mention, but work gave me no time to be here and spend some time writing. I had wonderful weekend last week. Same, I'm not expecting this weekend! This post took a long tym and thus I got coke in interim. Relieved and I'm. Talking to Akhil.
Adios