Wish

I have a wish..a wish to see someone in Mumbai..during my stint at Accenture. Who that person is...is a secret. Wait for a while for hints to pour in. I have nothing more to say.

Good night.

Adios.

Mohd. Rafi + Atif Aslam - Sonu Nigam

Congratulations to me and this blog of mine..this is 100th post!!

Gulaabi aankhein jo teri dekhi..what a track..I have heard this song sung by 3 diffrent singers mentioned in the title. Mohd. Rafi is a divine spirit he can/could bring any dead song to life....but as they say nothing is perfect, this song sung by him, I wish, with the same background music been sung by Atif..impact would have been briliant!! ..and WHY AS A FUCKING HABIT, SONU NIGAM tries to emulate Rafi ..everytime I hear former sing..IT'S A HUGE HUGE HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT. I wished he should stop singing..which thank GOD!! he did. This song, if you wish to hear, can be downloaded (illegally) from a site www.songs.pk , a piracy haven. Btw, I had a hearty laughter after I had searched for some songs through this site...they held COPYRIGHTS over songs...what a huge fuck :D

Off to Bangalore..err Bengaluru..the News

Out of the blue..news comes....It's not a scene form any mythological serial where akashwaani happens quite often. A real life incident and from a real IT giant Accenture. I have received an offer to work with them, really, an outre. I had almost lost 500 bucks had I reached on time at TIME. Universe was working to make me reach as late as possible to synchronise the news of joining with registration at TIME. I took a route through Nehru Place and was struck in a huge huge jam. I took a route through Lotus temple and via my school I tried to reach TIME. In front of school tyre got pucntured, not one but two!! Anyhow I dragged bike to a puncture shop. Got punctures fixed, but the mechanic had trouble big time fitting the tyre to its original place.so the activity that should ideally have taken 10 mins took 45 mis. Later I took a trip to Kailash colony market in search of the institute. I took two rounds of the market to find nothing, tried Guneet's cell for the address but could not talk to him. Then with clues from locals I reached the insti. Conversation happened, other staff's phone rang, mine rang, he talked over phone, I too did. Then I was exlpanied about the batched and class timings and benefits I was going to get being an ex student. Suddenly the other person phone rang..while he was talking Anik called..since I was in an 'office' I tried not to take the call but since the person was talking over phone, after a long thought I did answer the phone and I had the NEWS ;) through him. Thanks buds.

I'll be leaving Delhi on 30th..will be homesick..ahh welll...at this moment..I feel NO..dekhi jayegi...and if I do...ye jagah kis liye hai..homesickness waali baat yahan pe aa hi jayegi..filhaal..I'm off to sleep...wahan pata nahi soney ka thikana bhi miley ki nahi :D...good night world!!

I have all new respect for Mr. Jaswant Singh..it could be out of pity,over his expulsion from party he had served for 30 years. But more so it is because of an interview in a show 'Aap ki Adalat' on India TV, the most pathetic yet most entertaining channel in its way, but let's just keep discussion limited to the man of the moment. Questions rather quality of question was as expected pathetic, but some of the questions that were relevant were answered with such wit and clarity that it left no doubts in minds of his accusers. For example:

Rajat Sharma : "Jaswant Singh ji aap pe ilzaam hai ki aap Kandhar mein taliban k aatankwaadi apne jahaz mein chhodne gaye the!!"

Jaswant Singh ji : "Baat toh aapki sahi ki aanatankwaadi talibaan ke the but jahaz mera nahi tha..sarkari tha."

Above statement said with such ease and for that matter the whole interview..I'm impressed. Also during the press conference he held in Shimla that composure of his after hearing a shocking news left me nothing but impressed. I've not read his book..nor am I interested because of prejudices about Jinnah, and I do not want to change my views. Anyhting realted to pakis sucks but their girls ;) .

Anyways Jaswant Singh ji, you might have lost your role in party..rather party itself but you have gained my respect. You Rock!! Kshatriyas Rock!!

16th August, Rain, Us

We met after a long time...say after two years. Some of us are now managers(Parikshit, Deepak), some are engineers(Guneet, Gourav,Abhishek) one is a budding manager(Akhil) and the most talented amonst us Hemant is at what 'super' designation, is, as always a mystery to us. THe evening was as wonderful as it could have been. Drizzle, walk, pakoras at Pari's palces, giggles, swine flu jokes and brief 'noke jhonke' with two dumbass shitheads and 'CC' of course.

Akhil and I went to Pari's place and were welcomed by delicious pakoras. A burp beacuse of cold drink added to the flavor. We walked through Central market to reach to 3C's. In the midway a funny incident happened, while I was busy explaining the story of a movie 'The Notebook' to Parikshit. A sexy girls passed wearing a super short jeans and a roadside vendor selling jeans asked her, "Jeans mein dekh lo madam". The lady looked askance to the vendor and we went ahead laughing over the incident. NO sooner we reached 3C's than drizzle started and we went inside the building. Jadli(Deepak) came in another 15 minutes, followed by Sannu(Gourav) and when Gunto(Guneet) and Hemant came we went to the food court. While we were in lift another incident happened. When we ent inside the lift, it went down and again when it came back to the ground floor, two elephant ass 'snob' boarded the lift.

Senior ass : "Is it going up?"

Gunto: " Obviously" .

Junior ass : "It's not obvious!!"

Gunto : "It is!"

Junior ass : "IT IS NOT!"

Sannu: "Aapko agar neeche jana ho toh lift neeche chalwa dete hain" .

Senior ass : "...!@@@@@@#@!#$@$!@#$#%#$%!% ......." ( I donot remember, she used English)

Gunto: "!@#@$!#%#$^$^$%&^" ........( something in english)

Senior ass: " YOu got into the lift from ground floor"

Gunto : "So you were noticing me" .....A killer I must say...Hats off Gunto bro!! lovely :)

We had reached 2nd floor by then..we came out clapping and praising Gunto for the killer reply.

Then we had another 1.5 hours of chitchat and photo session afterwards.It was a memorable day.

The loss

It was born here, grew up to the age of 4 months and now it is dead. One of the two kitties, one with grayish shade is now dead. Found behind a flower pot, detected by foul smell and the corpse overwhelmed by ants.

When it was small, a newborn he(because of ball bags) along with her sister used to follow their mom with closed eyes, shaking legs and sweetest 'meew' you'll ever here. Within a day or two their eyes opened and in a week or so their legs gained strengnth and they started walking.They used to walk up to the gate in our courtyard accompanying their mom and 'ask' for food. It was awesome, three cats staring at your face, not saying a word. The look always did the trick for them, howsoever hard I shooed them they knew by instict and I knew by habit that I'm going to give them something to eat. They favoured crumbled Krackjack biscuit a lot. 2 weeks later they started savouring bread and milk with their mom. As they grew up they grew naughtier and stronger. their paws had developed and they used it effectively to climb on the couch and chairs. They crawled and sneaked into every corner possible. They fought as hell and soon afterwards used to sleep.

Bro,cousin and I were also part of their gang and used to play with them, we used to throw softball at them and once it hit them, kitties used to chase the rolling ball and try their huntin skills on it. Jumping over it then move aside, taking a sharp turn then again jumping over it, a cautious look around and then again an attack on the still ball, absolute hunt. I had a long rope and once this was struck to either of them, they used to chase the rope grab it with paws and small teeth and when I used to pull the rope towards me, beause of their grip, they were also pulled along and sometimes lifted in air. As soon as I came back from coll, I used to play with them and in case they were found sleeping they were waken up. The yawn...most beautiful, most spectacular and then the look with the sleepy eyes were enuf to forget all the hardships of college( final presentation days were very close then).

As the kitties grew their mom started hunting for pigeons, rats and squirrels and started brining them for her kids. It was tolearted by us 3-4 times but cat didn't get the point and soon the kitties and their mom were shown the exit route. they took shelter in neraby houses and were visible only after a month of their exile.

They both visited our house a week before she was found dead. We noticed their visit by the chirping of a pair of Humming bird which had built a nest in one of the plant. They had grown to a decent size by then, yet smaller to be called as adult cat. They were of course shooed away.

The other 'kitty' visited today and did all the same trciks of hunting in the courtyard and as soon as she meew I could feel in her voice, a search for her brother.