Tuesday, August 26, 2008

B.P.O. stories

I had about an hour long talk with my friend Akhil working in a B.P.O. .He had many stories to tell and to begin with there is this sher:


jise sharab pi jaye usse sharabi kehte hain.
jo sharab pi jaye usse Punjabbi kehte hain .


This is one such among many that I got to hear and no prize for guessing I had to hold my stomach because of fits of laughter.The sher happened like this. My friend's trainer gave the exercise to him and his colleagues about telling their name and one thing about themselves that others didn't know about.
Everybody did so. When my friend's turn came,he told something which none had expected him to say and he thus told that he has recently started a habit of diary writing. The sher happened after this,there was another guy whose name I don't remember,but the secret he uttered was that,he has decided to quit drinking.Then the trainer enquired about his drinking habit the 'drinker' replied,”I drink 3-4 times a month” ,to which trainer replied,”I drink 3-4 times in a week and I don't call myself a drinker,you for drinking 3-4 times a month call yourself bloody drinker”.
There was a sardar listening to this and he asked.
Sardar: ”Sirji,fir sharabi kisse kehte hain?
Trainer: “Sharabi usse kehte hain jisse sharab pi jaati hai”.
Some other guy asked “ Fir jo sharab pita hai usse kya kehte hain?”
Sardar then came up with the line of the day,words of wisdom or call it a masterpiece,whatever.

jise sharab pi jaye usse sharabi kehte hain.
jo sharab ko pi jaye usse Punjabi kehte hain.

There is a Bihari guy among them and he uses a (abusive)word with which I'm acquainted but that was new to Akhil. Akhil told me just one of the Bihari's statements and the way he said it made it funnier.
Abe saale tum toh humko chutiya bana diye,********” .

There is this irritating girl working in his office and if Akhil's words are to be believed she is of one such nature I seriously do not like in girls. Anyways,she was with the Akhil's team for they had combined training session. She had previously worked with 'Convergys' (I'm not sure about the spelling,pls chk)
and always talks about her life there,obviously leaving everybody irritated .She asked trainer one day.
Girl : “Sir kya HCL mein humein training k liye bahar bhejte hain?”
Trainer : “Nahi,HCL mein aisa nahi hota
Girl : “But,Sir Convergys mein toh humein bhejte the.
Then trainer asked if there was any particular 'process' being followed there. Obvious reply was “Nahi pata.” .Other guy said,“Tabhi toh tujhe wahan se nikaal diya” .

There was one really hilarious zip kissing event among the boys,I don't remember it at this moment.
A request to Akhil...”Daal dena who incident comments mein yaad se

These are a few excerpts of the actual conversation,I'm planning to start a new blog with Akhil as a partner wherein we can add more of 'masaledar' BPO stories as 'few' don't like regular stuff and seek 'masala' . ;)

3 comments:

Vaibhav Jain said...

really really hilarious.. that sher and that bihari's dialogue was ultimate

Ghosh said...

very nice post .. u have a good knack of capturing a scenario and putting it in words .. and hillarious as vj said :)

Akhil said...

hmmmmm...... getting praises on my stories, chal koi nahi, tere liye i've given up my copyrights :D

& yes abt the game which you've asked me to mention is played in two parts between a pair- In 1st part both person tell 1 good & 1 bad accessory which their partner is wearing & in 2nd part(which ofcourse was unknown) both of them had to pat the good thing & kiss the bad thing which they pointed out in their partner....
Now you people are free to run your wild imaginations that what could have happened that day coz that situation can only be described in actions (its just that that you can't describe charlie chaplin & Mr Beans comedy in words)........