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Damn this photo locking and other privacy settings, despite presenting paper in Philosophy over ethical issues in Social networking and blabbering about much needed privacy settings, I think they shud not be there, at least not in profiles I would like to visit. Orkut verion A rocked!! 

Lot of Tech talk!!Anyways finding this profile has been the achievement of the day(which has just started). Task A is done, task B is more tedious anD it will require 'brute force algo' to search for the pics. Since the end result is so so beautiful, no amount of pain could justify its greatness. I have put this algo to test and with 100+ profiles visited looking for a snap, i reached a profile where they were in plenty, I hope the same happens here too.

The only problem I see is all of this started very...very late. It's only NOW I see wonders all aound me at the place I had been cursing for nearly 3 years and 200 days (approx.) . Be it PhD. scholars or regular students, where were you guys?? 2 saal pehle paida ho jaate !! khair abhi task B pura karna hai..fir exam bhi toh hai...kal shaam tak nahi pata tha kis subject ka test hai aur ye bhi kal raat ko 11 bajey pata chala ki uss saturday tha and not friday, so I've just a day left for studying,Sunday!! Will I study? I doubt,on sunday? Who studies on SUNDAY? Also when there is uncertainty abt the exam tomo studying is least likely to happen? kaun sa subject ka hai?? fir se bata do..main bhool gaya.

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It's been a long tym since i have hit this "new post" page...I did it today for a reason, not a great one though. I have a one liner in my mind that i wanted to share, which came after I found a song I love/like (confused!!) . the song - "bloc party - modern love". All my status updates at other places are already filled with some meaningful content . So blog was only option left, also I had to put something this month, so y not my one liners!!

"Sometimes you get what u were lookin' for and sometimes you wait till eternity"

this is not what I had thought of, I forgot in midway, but I had to write something so this be it.



Bakwaaaaaaaas :D

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I found this the other day while checking my emails...I could totally relate to uts content, here it is:

CANCER MAN 
The most sensitive man and the weakest emotional type in all Zodiac. Most Artists are Cancer. Cancer is controlled by the "Moon" and the moon change it's shape daily, so Cancer man's emotional and moods change all the time too. You will confuse with him and yet it is his constantly changes that "Charm" you. He never go to get what he wants directly, but he will wait for a chance and opportunity to do so. Once he gets what he wants, he will not loose it, except if he gets tired of it by himself. 
The most sensitive man who can not stand rejection. He cares what other people feel or think of him. He hates loosing face and he tends to over protected himself, so sometimes people might think he is a cold person. 
Gifted, creative, imaginative, is Cancer. A mystery and complexity play a major role in a life of a Cancer man. He could be very funny, very quiet, suddenly very sad. Living with him could be very unexpected, for you will not know what is his next mood. If you like excitement and surprise, you have the right guy and never have a chance to get bored. 
He thinks of his home as "nest" and it is the safest place for him. If he feels hurt or depress he will stay at home alone quietly. Once he feels better, he will come out of his retreat and lives normally again. Being a looser is not him. 
It is so easy to fall in love with this guy because he is gentle and a very polite guy. His wit and creative mind could win your affection. He will come out from his nest to protect you even if he is not opening himself up to other people much. Not many people will win his heart. His security is only when he has money in his pocket. Once he feels secure then he might think of having a happy family. Even he likes to make and keep money, he is not 
stingy. Spending money is part of his good image, so he will be happy to spent money to take you out to a very expensive restaurant or buy jewelry for you. Certainly when he has money OK. 
He is possessive to everything's that he thinks belong to him. Don't try to talk to another cute guy in front of him; he will get suspicion because he is not very secure or confident in himself for this kind of competition. 
Once you know each other too much, he will start to look for new excitement, but not to worry for he will always think of you. If he thinks you are the true love for him, and you try once to disappear. You will be sure he will come and look for you. 
He is a shy guy, but if he likes you. You can get up in the morning and see that he is in front of your house everyday till you go out with him, a very persistent guy. 
He likes a secure, cheerful and lively woman, confident but at the same time always acts proper and appropriate. He likes a secure woman, but able to adjust to his rapid changes. A very difficult type to find woman indeed. 
In the beginning, you and he will be so sugary sweet together and he will only think of you. This so "super romantic" will not last forever, so don't slip this chance. If you are the one who want his interest, then act and make yourself interesting. Be a supportive person and give him compliment sometimes, but not too much till he thinks you are not sincere. 
Unlike many other Zodiacs, if he is mad then you better get out of that room. He will calm down by himself. Giving him a slight touch on his shoulders or concerned facial _expression are enough. He loves his mother, so try to be his mother favorite, but do not act like his mother! 

Fooled and ruled..

Gone are the times when you were the rulers...it ended with Bahadur Shah Zafar, you had your stint as the rulers, like every community had and now India is secular, but I think this is not so, especially during the polls. Every party is trying to woo the ~20% of the Indian population for their votes, which can be, mosty easily 'purchased' by meagrest offer. I have had enough of the shit heard during the recent polls in Delhi. Man!! all the douche bag, all of'em shouted like a mad dog with a irritating voice and issues like Batla House encounter, Babri Masjid, some construction related issues in the area just because the residents belong to a particular community. Not even one of the issues were related to living condition, education and other basic amenities and even if they (just)mentioned it was in the communal light. Wat the fuck!! I could hear cheerful claps after every pause in the 'venom' spit spree, well they could be(or are, generally) purchased, but the clap count was so large, it seemed that listeners believed in 'shit quanta' thrown to them.
It reminds of the time when encounter in Batla House took place. There was so much unrest in the locality, every now and then a unknown son-of-a-bitch would collect few of his worthless followers and some genius observers like me, he he , and question the whole encounter. I let them have their say, evrybody has freedom of speech here. I also thought speaker ans listerners are as illetrate as ass, so who cares. Next day when I reached to college, there is a guy in my batch who lives in the same area, he was questioning, like every other person in Batla House, "Police should have taken us into confidence, We should have been told what is going on, there is something more than what it looks, reality should come out" , I don't have any problem with the last part but, "We should have been told about the plan" !! really, you want plan? Then you must also ask for the method(style) I used to get your mother, son or why didn't you ask the terrorists, your ladies popped out off their filthy bags and hiding them in their homes, about the plan of bombing Delhi, you did not. The inspector died in the operation 'cleansing-the society' (as I call it) has recieved a national award for the exceptional bravery from prez and still these people are saying, they are the targets!!
A sincere request, do not get blinded by the speeches, howsoever good it may sound to you, you are not going to get the destroyed 'tomb' back, NEVER, all you'll looose is your precious votes. Congress won in Delhi because they did some work for the betterment of Delhi, I have seen it and enjoyed it( I have lost my metro-ginity recently).
Vote for change and not any religious party. Like those of your society there is this 'National' party who gets remimded of the holy sites once there are elections. No communal party can do good to you. Donot create Pakistan in India. One(or two) Pakistan has laready formed with the idea that Muslims can't be ruled by Hindus, see what its condition is today or see any other country in the middle east, either they are dying of huner(African countries), fighting with U.S. or under clouds of war. As I said you had your taste as rulers, but now do what gives you better life and donot get fooled by people who show concerns at the time elections only. We have to fight criminals and also communals.

Jai hind


[V] कृपया mind कीजिये [V]

It could (rather it will ) sound like a cliche but, I should be writing code at his moment, seriously. Just 2 day away from my presentation with not a single letter added to code presented last semster I'm jeopardising my engineering. Whenevr there is internet I'll do also sort of thing but work on my projct. Crying, lamenting or worrying is not the reason I'm writing this piece...I'm truly disgusted with a little surfing I did about Indian history.

The chain, as I remember started with 

Rusell Peters -> Anglo Indian -> Frank Anthony -> India -> Pakistan -> Peshawar -> Swat and I was already filled with enough digust to share some, over this place. One qustion lingering in my mind at this moment is, "Why the fuck, Pakistan had to part?" Yes 'they' do need a seperate place...and seriously that place is not earth. The way 'they' are breeding...ohhh!! God save earth from 'them'.  But that's not the issue. I'm least interested in getting the piece of land back. All I want is HISTORY to be returned to India. Whole region in Pakistan valleys and the tribes, they have most of the remains of ancient India. The memoirs of invasions , the most developed civilisation, buddhism, My God !! everything I love, is there. But ever since these things were 'gifted'  to Pakis, they made mess of it. Look at this page and see yourself, Swat then and now.

I remember when I had first studied the "Indus civilisation" in standard 8th. I was so deeply impressed by the whole thing that I wanted to become archeologist someday and be at the site myself. I had made the best project of my life on Indus civilisation, I did all possible research, looked through books and collected data, pictures and arranged them all in a file which was well decorated. I loved my work..I showed to Suvercha(my classmate) in 9th standard and she took it to her home and I guess never returned it :(  . Looking at the Swat page and Peshawar page brought back those meories and 'aryan' ( the central asian thing) grew in me. It's my history after all....

P.S. : The whole idea is slaughter 'these' bastards and end all problems once and for all,Did I just suggest genocide? Ohh yes I did. Kill 'them'. Selective misanthrope, hmm.

Let the beautiful world be beautiful, as C.V. says "This is the only planet with girls"  ;)

Fundoo Fundas

I was kids once..everybody was, no big deal, huh. When I was in standard 1 I had two fundas..both related to academics. One in Hindi and other in English. First the English funda.

Ques). Why did Shyam climb the tree? ( a sample question)

Answer). Shyam climbed the tree 'coz....

The funda(self derived) was whenevr I saw 'did' in the question, as I had observed, the answer had the verb in the past tense. This was the part I enjoyed a lot, the way things(language) worked. I remember whenevr a question with the 'did + verb' format appeared I enjoyed recalling the past tense of the verb and writng the answer, I was intelligent then.

Same class another story. My father used to pick me up during the exams and on the way back he always used to ask me how did I perform. Once there was this English dictation test, I even remember the score I got, 21/25 . Daddy asked me what all words were given to us and also what spelling I had written. There was this word, 'beautiful' I told him that I wrote some spelling of it and I'm sure I wrote it correctly but he knew I wrote the wrong spelling, just by the way I tried to answer the spelling. I could not fudge that time and I cannot fudge even now.

The Hindi funda. I was really troubled with the questions that contained the word nahi ,for example a question.

Ques). kya shyam ne XXX kaam nahi kiya?

Now I used to get baffled at question like this and always scored zero, no matter whatever way I wrote answers.I'm still confused about 'what was the confusion'?

ohh!! got the point..Confusion cleared. Actually the question was to be answered in one word. So the answer could be either haan/nahi. I used to write the factual answer, I mean, not what the question demanded but what the fact(s) implied, clear?? No, worry not it took me 17 years to realise this. Later I was told by my classmate, Mayuri, a true rote genius (that time) and Rank 1, about tackling question of this sort, I don't know if the advice was of any help.

These were the two fundas, one destructive other constructive. English funda was logically confirmed by Gurleen Ma'am in one of the English classes in standard 11th.

P.S. : I'm actively waiting for the retaliation( or the revenge). Louie is seriously hurt, I want to see the revenge in action.

Another cool funda, "fucking not mess with me" :)